Chariot for Sale

[Fontenoy]

SWEET CHARIOT FOR SALE

SLIGHTLY BATTERED

15 PREVIOUS OWNERS

SWINGING LOW ONLY ON ONE SIDE NOW

WAS WHITE NOW GREEN

CAN BE VIEWED IN A FIELD NEAR ATHENRY

[El Prez]

Come my revolution you will be first against the wall Mick! As they say in the Falls "We know where you live!"

[Fontenoy]

Come my revolution you will be first against the wall Mick!

That'll be the day El Prez.When did John Bull ever stir himself to have a revolution?.People who drink "bitter" don't revolt they form queues.

[Dave.Mil]

gone

[Fontenoy]

Noel Murphy captain of the Irish rugby team back in the 60s was giving the team talk.Look lads he says dem snobby sasanachs just think we are a gang of muck savages who are just going to come out kicking, biting and gouging well says he let's not disappoint them.

Yeh El Prez there's nuttin we enjoy more than being revolting.

[Mince]

What about the Civil War, eh? That was pretty revolutionary. I heard that's the reason the army's called the British Army and not the Royal Army, because they sided with Cromwell.

[lew]

It will be interesting to see how many ''rugby fans'' lose interest now...

lew

[El Prez]

Yeh El Prez there's nuttin we enjoy more than being revolting.

It's ancient history now but I was born in the Rotunda, and brought up as a tiny sprog in the shadows of Lansdowne Rd. Now can I have me ball back, or Oil call me Ma!

PS It's Nuttun, not nuttin, don't the priests teach you buggers anything apart from "Blow on this my son".

[gash-hand]

It will be interesting to see how many ''rugby fans'' lose interest now...

Hopefully all those 'lifelong rugby fans' that have appeared since the world cup win will decide to go back to football now.

If that happens then the Irish will have done us a massive favour - wouldn't that be a turn up for the books.

[Mince]

don't the priests teach you buggers anything apart from "Blow on this my son".

Oh yes! Ten points to that man! There should be an emoticon for applause.

[Artist]

The Poor English Rugby Team. Losing at home as well.

Tch, Tch, Tch.

Snee! Snee! Snee! Hello Earth were back!

Artist

[sneaky beaky]

I was coming back from London on Saturday night. As I was approaching the train that we were about to get on, a few obviously verry happy Irish fans, dressed in the usual gear, shouted to us, " We beat the World Champions!!" It did seem a bit pointless to point out that England were STILL the world champions!
Sneaky

[Rover]

Correct SB, England are still the world champions.

But is it not also correct to say that Ireland did beat them!

Rover

[jpb]

all in all it was a fantastic match and a great result for us but can you imagine what the england v france match is going to be like....don't think england are going to let france get six out of six if they can help it,,,looks like the last day of the six nation's is going to be a cracker all round regardless what country you are from,

keep your ball's oval.

[El Prez]

Nurse is definitely going shopping that day! Once I've had my prematch fish finger sandwiches, half gallon of tea, and embrocation with a tea cake or two.