Whats the World Coming To?

[Guest]

well, what is the world coming to? we now have a three headed six legged frog, which was caught in weston-super-mare, and then it just hopped away, so now, will we ever know if the said frog, was indeed a freak of nature, or due to polution in our waterways.

We all know that if a young lady was to kiss a frog, it would change into a prince(yeh) but would this one have changed into Charles, wills and harry? the mind boggles at the thought, but it would have been nice to know how the frog ended up like it did. was it a schoolboy prank, hacking off six of its legs (maybe two off each) an super gluing them together? Will the mystery ever be solved?

I`ll leave that one up to you, my full English awaits me.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 534361.stm

[Guest]

Loz, you`d have thought sir David Attenborough would have legged it down there and sussed the little chap/chappess out wouldn`t you. and stop puckering those lucious lips

[Frank S.]

The best and most rational explanation I've read for this is 'a three frogs orgy gone bad when they mistook lube with super-glue'.
Can't be too careful these days.

[El Prez]

and stop puckering those lucious lips

Don't worry Trev, Mangle and I will have the welding torch on them in no time come Tuesday.
That's if she keeps the appointment.

[Guest]

I think the frogs did a runner Rob, or should i say, they "hopped it. I suppose its a barstool getting six shoes

[Andy O'Pray]

Such was the demand for chicken legs back in the 70's they bred chickens with six legs. The major problem was that they could not catch the barstewards.

Aye - Andy.

[Guest]

i suppose we could have sent them to Scotland, and told the Yanks they were Haggis

[Frank S.]

How about sending it to us kermits?
Mon Dieu! Such a delicacy, c'est tres bon!
Oooh la! La!Et c'est tres cheap!

[RobT]

WOW!

Now us young-uns know how the Teenage mutant Ninja Turtules were formed, whats next Middle-aged muntant kung fu frogs?

Rob

[goreD.]

The world has gone mad.

Mutations are now commonplace.

I had to recently kill a sheep with the butt of my rifle because it had aquired the taste for human flesh...

[Guest]

I had to recently kill a sheep with the butt of my rifle because it had aquired the taste for human flesh...

That`ll probably be one of Archies flock, i wouldn`t like to say where they got the taste for Human Flesh though

[gash-hand]

I saw a TV documentary a year or two back concerning the sh*te that gets pumped into our water supply. Apparently the shower gel and shampoo used these days can't be broken down by the sewage plants.

So it ends up back in the river system virtually untreated. Tests have proved that fish living in the highest concentration of this outspill have no gender, being born without reproductive organs.

It doesn't take a genius to work out if the fish are affected by these chemicals then it's only going to be a matter of time before we are as well - although god knows how much water you'd have to drink to get the same level of intoxication as the fish.

[Guest]

Gash, couldn`t agree with you more. Although saying that, a few years ago, whilst delivering to a water treatment plant, i was talking to one of the guys who looks after the sewage treatment, showed me the process etc, and then, immediately after the turd turntables, there was a tap, he fetched a glass, (he must have done this a hundred times) turned it on and filled the glass, even managing sandy bottoms, and offered me one , "I`ll wait till it gets to me taps" said i. Mind you, that was a few years ago, i doubt whether it`ll be the same now. Cast your mind back a few years also, when they were tipping something in the water supply near Guz,(was it Callington?) forget what it was, but it were`nt good for joe public

[Dangerous Dave]

Water that gets treated that gets put into rivers is cleaner than the stuff already in it!

Its the shite that goes in illegally that means we get three headed friends.

Still....it is a funny world.

[Jon]

Know what you mean. The river that runs through my local park used to be so nice that kids would play in it. Now you just get rubbish and petrol threw in. In fact even if it was still clean, the kids these days are more interested in weed and motorbikes.

Read about cokes new bottled water? - straight from a London tap.