"The Bunker"

[Sticky Blue]

Bootneck, the new bunker has just started construction. If you look out the door, it's on the right. I don't think I can stand the air conditioning, champagne on tap (ruins the caviar), hot and hotter running women all the time. The temperature on the Jacuzzi is too hot, bloody builders did it in F instead of C, mind you, it's handy for boiling the Sturgeon and stuffed Swan.
Gotta dash, the indian take away has just phoned and dinner is being delivered to the main gate of the bunker... neked waitress' and solid gold plates; they said the bunker would be luxury... Harry Hackedoff is building the next one so it should all be 5*, now where did I leave the Bunker courtesy Limo with Kylie Minogue hostess?

[Guest]

Stix, you better try and catch Loz, she`s already on the wine, 1 bottles bit the dust, bless her.

Re HH and the plans for a 5* bunker, is that wise? i heard on the grape vine, "the house" he was building, is now a bungalow, as he had the plans folded in half, and they have to get in through the window, as there`s no door`s.

[Jason The Argonaut]

Bootneck, the new bunker has just started construction. If you look out the door, it's on the right. I don't think I can stand the air conditioning, champagne on tap (ruins the caviar), hot and hotter running women all the time. The temperature on the Jacuzzi is too hot, bloody builders did it in F instead of C, mind you, it's handy for boiling the Sturgeon and stuffed Swan.
Gotta dash, the indian take away has just phoned and dinner is being delivered to the main gate of the bunker... neked waitress' and solid gold plates; they said the bunker would be luxury... Harry Hackedoff is building the next one so it should all be 5*, now where did I leave the Bunker courtesy Limo with Kylie Minogue hostess?

Jacuzzi, indian take away, neked waitress, solid gold plates, courtesy Limo with Kylie Minogue hostess. Sticky all you have to do is add a bar and your sorted.

[Guest]

JTA, your not trying to lead us astray are you?

[Jason The Argonaut]

JTA, your not trying to lead us astray are you?

I'm doing my best bootneck, , but I don't think you need me to lead you astray when you have Sticky at the helm.

[Guest]

JTA, i think your trying to get us all drunk, so you can get the combination to the door

[Jason The Argonaut]

JTA, i think your trying to get us all drunk, so you can get the combination to the door

Whoops the shit's hit the fan now

[Guest]

and its not heading MY way. Frank Sinatra

[Jason The Argonaut]

and its not heading MY way. Frank Sinatra

When the shit hits the fan, NO one is safe.

That includs me as well , RUN

[Guest]

JTA, you can run, but you can`t outrun this.............

or this................

or this.......... :laola:

or Artist when hes been on the curling tongs............

[davo141]

how do we quilify to join this heveanly club...full of free booze and sandbags so the eldies can give the old 'back in my day' no not My Way as frank once said....is it similar to New Yorrkkk New Yooorrrrkkkk?

i heard the News of the World are running an exclusive...

EXCLUSIVE BUNKER CODE FOUND IN MoD BRIEFCASE!!

ballacks this sites national news now!

cheers, davo

[Guest]

Davo, the Bunker is so, "Exclusive" not even the press would ever gain access. and i don`t mean your flexible friend

[Guest]

Davo, for a price, I`ll get you in the Bunker

[Aldo]

Elitism it is, elitism I say! What is this forum coming to

[Sticky Blue]

It isn't elietism at all. You can come in as soon as you are ready... Join up, pass out and the door is open. Failing that you can get in if you are voted in... It is already proving its worth because we have had members rejoin, the benefit of this is that they come back, go into the bunker and pop their heads up giving advice and ignore the other posts that they don't like or wind them up. If an undesirable is allowed in we might as well remove the main gate, dogs, mine field, TOBIAS, satelite cover and ground the Harriers that patrol 24/7 overhead. The forum is free so please continue enjoying it... it could be made a paysite, those in the bunker would gladly pay and were the first to offer.
Ask yourself this: Would you stay if it were a paysite?