Where is Yorkie?

[sunman]

Anyone seen Yorkie lately?
Is he OK.

Aye Sunman .

[harry hackedoff]

Spoke to Yorkie a few weeks ago, he was at Rob`s when I phoned. He told me all about "Slap my top" but I`m sworn to secrecy.
He`s probably ran off with Sally Trafic
Aye,

[Mike]

While on the subjectof Where is......Where is Mutley? ( the original)

[Artist]

Yorkie is all right

Spoke to him last Saturday. (sent his latest mobile phone number)

When I spoke to him he was just leaving the county ground at Malvern, Worcestershire. Now drives gurt big lorries as far as I can tell. Has a problem with his E mails is wot he said to me.

Artist

[Guest]

I think he`s dating sally trafic, all the traffic problems seem to be where yorkie is she`s always mentioning, "yorkie malone"

[Yorkie Malone]

Good morning one and all. Got a big bug on the hard drive so i could not get inat all. to send this I'm now on my laptop.

Yes I'm alright but driving artics now and usually go away monday come back friday or saturday.

Yes I have fallen for Sally Traffic and speak to her quite often about the hold ups (not the stocking type unfortunatly) I come across on the road.

Yes Slap my Top is still ongoing and spreading around the world.

You should listen to radio 2 more often to find out what it is all about??

Thanks for your concern

SyY

[Guest]

nice to hear from you yorkie, we`ve all missed you, hope you had a tot on the corp`s birthday

[Yorkie Malone]

No and didn't have a tot on 21st either. Don't like to have drink in the lorry, to many black rats around, and not worth the concequenses (spelling)

Didn't even make the Tavi RMA dinner on friday as I had a wheel bearing go on the 303. Got home eventually at 1045 but managed three pints of guinness and three ports in it befor I got home.... next door to the pub.

Which reminds me... they are open... and I'm not in there!!!

Must rush...bye

SyY

[harry hackedoff]

In order to help his memory, Yorkie actually moved next door to a pub. He staggers out of the door to the snug in The Lamerton Lurcher ( Free House, but you still have to pay) and he`s in his front garden.
Are you and Sally an "Item" yet Yorkie I think we should be told

[John_D]

Hi Yorkie
Nice to know you are ok.
For anyone interested his local does not have a front lawn
but has a large car park, where you can either go directly
into the pub, and buy his worship a drink or two, if he is not
there you can always leave his drinks in the book ( Providing
you have paid for them ) and he will receive them when he
is next on the premises, if you do not wish to go into the pub
there is a nice restaurant.

Yorkie if you are in the area you have my number and address
there is always bed and breakfast.

Aye

John_D

[Pilgrim Norway]

Now then - I think I've heard of 'Slap my lap top' - not t'other.....

Cheers