What if...

[zombieslut]

This is something i would ask GI jane if i knew one.

What if you needs the loo out on exercise and there isnt a loo nearby? Do you have to squat with the blokes? What if you really need a toilet???

[RobT]

Helmet would make a realy handy potty..

[Contractor]

ZS has somebody hijacked your PC?

Your recent posts of 'What If's"/Bagpipes etc seems somewhat different and on a tangent to your previous interesting and amusing posts.

Puzzled I am.

[Sticky Blue]

Do you have to squat with the blokes? What if you really need a toilet???

Dig a hole, grab the straining post and let gravity help. On exercise that rest will be too busy to want to watch you doing what you do! Most exercise areas will have a portaloo/elsan with a tent or sheet around it to give a little privacy but if you are out in the sicks you do what you have to do

[JR]

You lot are too refined,Rat Pack Shi'te Whoops, (toilet paper) grab a shovel and go for the morning constitution not forgetting the personel weapon (and I mean Rifle) Aye JR

[Sticky Blue]

Loz... only the best areas for us don't you know!
There was a portaloo on one exercise because we were using a range as the HQ area. I think it was just luck rather than planning that it was still there! Elsans... mmmm happy memories of someone not holding the bucket when throwing the contants into the cess pit! Splodge... they fixed a pick axe helve toa rope and went fishing for it. $hit everywhere but they got it back, battered and dented and rather smelly

[Kat =^..^=]

. . . mmmm happy memories of someone not holding the bucket when throwing the contants into the cess pit! Splodge... they fixed a pick axe helve toa rope and went fishing for it. $hit everywhere but they got it back, battered and dented and rather smelly

I bet the bucket was in a shit state too lol

:lilangel:

[Sticky Blue]

They wore full NBC kit to do it, they burnt it after they had got it back... can't see why they didn't put it back in their bergans!

[zombieslut]

Contractor,

Sorry for the slant in my recent posts. I think I blew a blood vessel in my brain trying to get the bagpipes a piping and nothings been the same since really......

I'll go and do some shopping - that will help me recover...maybe

However, i'm still unclear on what GI Jane does in the field when she needs the loo. I dont think buckets would fit in a bergen?

[sunman]

Zombie You want to try it on Ski's in Norway at minus
48.
Im sure someone will inform us of little tricks
with a snow shovel or mishaps with Cam Whites.
Me.....no never.....Artist maybee.

Aye Sunman .

[Contractor]

Ah, shopping that should do the trick ZS, very therapeutic for the female gender, very stressful for the male. Unless of course it is for interesting things like power tools or electronic gadgetry.

As for the loo, Loz's suggestion of using somebody else's tin hat sounds a winner.

Good luck with your quest in pipe blowing

[sunman]

Loz only ever seen the Arctic Fox and the
Sh¨¨¨te must be white as you never find
any. Maybee in summer after the thaw you
might find some.

Aye Sunman have one of these Loz

[sunman]

NEW CAR, thought you were out of work Loz.
Take care now NEW CAR indeed.


Aye Sunman .

[Mike]

Loz... as reported in a previous Post...Dogs shit is white because it ( The Dog) has Parasites in its gut.... not coz its f$?*^&g cold......... ....However I know nothing about the crapping habbits of the Arctic Foxes


Those of you that are observant, will have noticed that I have been over worked today !!