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General discussions on joining & training in The Parachute Regiment.
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Post by Wholley »

I think he died of boredom.
This is a kind of old thread :o
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I wouldn't trust The Sun, it's a paper for retards who want something to entertain them rather than give them proper news, I bet five quid they were just doing some dry bumming because they thought he might be gay, which shouldn't be done anyway but it's not half as bad as The Sun makes it out to be.
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Post by sky ninja steve »

im sky ninja steve u little **** stain and im posting on here and i think you should find out the facts utrinque before you start making assumptions like that but if you have got a problem just pm me and we'll meet up and we'll have a quiet chat about youre old posts on here and how you told every one you were fit as **** then piled in on the bft's eh?? and i think sandy will back me up on that .by the way you jack **** im the one whos still in the reg and going to battalion next week so keep youre opinions to youre ******* self ****!!!

Mod edit to remove all the nasty words.
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The fact is UP, this topic has been covered to the point of annihilation when the story first emerged many months ago and you well know it!

I remember speaking to your old platoon about you after you managed to complete just a few days before piling in on the 1.5m bft and supposedly 'fainting' in the block after. They described you as the biggest waste of space that they had ever seen and not one person had a good word to say about you. Most people who could even be bothered to talk about you generally talked about you being jack somewhere in the conversation. It's surprising really as you spent 2 years in 2 para... Oh, hang on a minute, you didn't did you!!

Steve on the other hand is a f*****g good lad who never gives in until he gets what he wants. He's proved it by getting through the crap at catterick, passing p-coy, and overcoming a lot of other s**t along the way and he will be passing out with 712 Rhine Platoon next week! He's made it as a paratrooper UP and you made it to about day 2!!

The MoD see Steve as worthy enough to be called an elite soldier in Britain's elite fighting force so i think that makes your opinion count for just about jack s**t!!

I personally think you are just a little envious and jealous of his well earned & respected success!!

How you have the audacity to come on here and spout off about something of which you know nothing about when you are so pathetic that you have to lie about being in The Reg i really don't know!

I wouldn't even normally give scum like you the time of day, but Steve is a good mate of mine and I won't see him put down by the likes of you when he has achieved things beyond your wildest dreams!!

You are a glory seeker UP and i can just see you in 20 years time parading around on remembrance day, wearing a maroon beret, pretending that you were once in the Parachute Regiment like that fat tw*t who pretended he was in the falklands!!

And i tell you something Rhyss, if me or Steve ever see you again - F*****g Stand By!!!!!!!

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Can you lot just get along?
I don't really care what cap badge you wear,but communicating threats on an open forum is unacceptable.
Do your eye gouging and hair pulling somewhere else.
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Sorry Wholley, I just won't have someone like UP try and belittle one of my mates.

And it wasn't really a threat... more of a promise!!! (joke) :wink:

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Post by mfat_man »

Hardly the way to treat members of your team is it??

Joke... yes, anything more should be dealt with :evil:
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Post by mm1306 »

I do not pretend to know the inside story on this incident but it seemed pretty obvious when I read about it that no rape actually took place, for one the police were not brought in and for two the alledged "rapist" was apparently at home and approached by the newspapers.
Had there actually been a rape or even suspicion of one (let
alone a filmed incident!!)I do not think that that would have been the case. I remember back at school a teacher getting fired within a day over gossip with no basis that he had alledgedly "abused" someone.
I think that this is an aspiring paparazzi in the depot or some scandal monger wanting to make a name for himself and I hope he gets beasted to death for his nonsense, and also the media love anything bad about a regiment like the paras even if it is just gossip or rumour.
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Shit happens mores the pity.

Royal and his Naked Roll mat Fighting being another case. One time when I was a young lad of 18 in 40CDORM this pissed up owd sicko thought it would be a laff to try it on with me when I was in me pit with a bad dose of flu. He was none to popular with most of us, NCO's included. When the rest of the lads in the block heard the screams they all came running into my grot. There on the floor was the sicko with one broken collarbone, various cracked ribs and a rather nasty gash on his forehead.

I'd woke up and sussed the sicko trying to give me a wa*k and a blowjob. Next to my pit was me bedside locker with a steam iron sat on top. After the event I had to buy another steam iron as mine was well past it's sell by date as was the sicko. Who, after spending a few weeks in the nearest hospital was court martialed, given a dishon discharge from the Corps and then spend two years in Colchester Nick. After this most guys had more time for me. At the time I looked about 15 years of age and was known by all as SKIN. Sounds terrible but me nearly killing the sicko gained me the respect of my fellow Marines.

A few years later I was attached to the Prince of Wales Own (the POWS) during their time as ACE mobile force Northern Flank. We were teaching them M&AW training. Our det consisted of a few ML's and MSI's from various Bootneck units. One night they had an "initation night" in Norway. Christ Knows why as none of them had ever been to Norway before so just what was the "Initation" all about? :roll: Long story short, us Bootnecks nipped it in the bud as to be honest it was so bloody childish and bloody dangerous to boot.

Alas most of these things start due to guys having far to much ale and stuff.

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Post by StrongerFaster »

^^Why stop him you could of got a free w@#k, just close your eyes and use your immagination :wink:
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Why stop him you could of got a free w@#k, just close your eyes and use your immagination
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StrongerFaster wrote:^^Why stop him you could of got a free w@#k, just close your eyes and use your immagination :wink:
Now that is just wrong!
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Post by StrongerFaster »

McGuire86 wrote:Now that is just wrong!
Even if he had soft hands?
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Joking aside, I doubt any of you would want to wake up in Artist's position.
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Post by quirk »

McGuire86 wrote:
Now that is just wrong!


Even if he had soft hand
hahaha boots do a fantastic deal on handcreams if you dont want that pervy old feckers on ya. even get peachy smelling flavours and all sorts! :lol:
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