building a big arse

[marinewannabe]

well how is it done do you reckon ?? only so many squats you can do .any tips would be good , just bought some new jeans you see and my little civvy arse doesnt fit very well.

[Sarastro]

Lego?




Or possibly Legover.

[sandam]

Deep fried Mars bars for sure. Thats what you need.

[marinewannabe]

well some good tips there lads hahaha fried mars bars could do the trick though !!!!

[Artist]

EAT LARD! Give up movement, Lay on your back and tell people to go and Feck Themselves when they suggest that you make an effort to GET A LIFE. Then, once you have told them what you want to do get people to buy you loads of unhealthy food because you are just laying on you arse getting fatter by the hour.

One bloke in the USA laid on his pit for so long he was attached to his mattress when he popped his clogs.

Age: 49.

Weight:........over 50 stone!!!!

Result? Dead!

Fecking FLUB's are a growing problem in the UK (FLUB=Fat, Lazy, Useless. Bastard).

This family turns to on a Saturday at the Market I work in. Grand Mum, Mum and the 3 FLUBS! Overweight young kids who have never known healthy food in ther entire lifes! They all need Bras!

Artist

[ADDiction]

Boy Booty?

My buns are rock hard but thankfully they lack the mass of J-Lo's.

Is this a new craze? Lads with big fat slappable asses?

[marinewannabe]

hahaha well useful replies there lads and lady. And good to have you back flo ohh and i think it may just be a new craze most attractive part onn a man apparently well so says my hello magazine hahaha.

[Cliodna]

Sit on your arse all day, eat loads of choccy biscuits and watch endless re-runs of Tricia and Jeremy Kyle.
Well, it worked for my sister!!!

[fodd]

EAT LARD! Give up movement, Lay on your back and tell people to go and Feck Themselves when they suggest that you make an effort to GET A LIFE. Then, once you have told them what you want to do get people to buy you loads of unhealthy food because you are just laying on you arse getting fatter by the hour.

One bloke in the USA laid on his pit for so long he was attached to his mattress when he popped his clogs.

Age: 49.

Weight:........over 50 stone!!!!

Result? Dead!

Fecking FLUB's are a growing problem in the UK (FLUB=Fat, Lazy, Useless. Bastard).

This family turns to on a Saturday at the Market I work in. Grand Mum, Mum and the 3 FLUBS! Overweight young kids who have never known healthy food in ther entire lifes! They all need Bras!

Artist

GEN DIT i seen a lad in the gym and i thought he was a girl his bust was that big he needed a bra when i was in the hydro pool and he had no top on i swear he had boobs like a womens it's sick society these days!!!

I even walked past a group of about 10 kids the other day and i swear about 6 of them were fat!!! what is going on