Anyone Else Noticed ....... ?

[flighty]

Good response, mate! Love ya almost as much as I love Sneaky!
But I love this guy the mostest, here`s my lad!


Jayne xxxxx

[Hostage_Negotiator]

How much?
I'm honoured!
Got a lot of respect for that callsign!

[Doc]

Ive read this thread again and Im farked if I can follow all of it, are there posts missing....hands up if you aint here!

Anyway Gaz you left your lycra re-inforced studded crutchless red coloured (with lace trim) thong in Sticky's trumpet again..........................................



....apparantly

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Just out of interest Jayne!
If Artist pops round for a wet, does that mean you've got the painter in?

I'll let Doc take HIS rewengy in his own charming way!

[Doc]

Im still thinking on it but will pounce like a coiled zebra when you all least expect it

[El Prez]

So like mummy.........goes everywhere with a full glass.



Pardon, and I thought you were a lady.

[flighty]

Gawd, who did I send that pic to?

Have I been sending random pics to everyone? Or have you got some 'fessing up to do, Harry?

Anyway, Doc, it couldn't have been Sticky's instrument H_N left his Ann Summers frillies in because he was round at no 6 demonstrating his brand-spanking new Steve Zodiac Kit. A private performance, pour moi.

He knows how much I like it.

Jayne x

[sneaky beaky]

Nice one Flighty. The pic. that is. He looks very smart for a Perce!!
No wonder you are proud of him!
Sneaky.

[flighty]

Thank you, Sneaky. Charming as ever.

I'm afraid I can't take the credit for posting it, though. A certain Mr Hackedoff responded to my request for help and I am guessing that it was himself, with the aid of smoke and mirrors, did the biz for me.

If I am guessing correctly he also has another one which I (in a very rash moment and one which I am sure I will live to regret) told him to 'have fun with.'

I expect it will turn up sooner or later when he's finished plotting and scheming. Oh dear.

Jayne xx

[flighty]

Ive read this thread again and Im farked if I can follow all of it, are there posts missing....hands up if you aint here!

You are right, Doc, but it all made perfect sense to me at the time.

Maybe if I give it a few more glasses .......

Jayne x

[flighty]

OK so where's the party?

H_N, Doc, Artist, Sticky .... all very conspicuous by your absence.

Ho hum, best get out me embroidery and 'People's Friend.'

Hope you're having a good time, chaps.

Jayne x

[flighty]

Dunno about you, Sticky, but I get fed up with flat batteries. When is someone going to invent a People's Friend which can either a) be worked by dynamo (pedal, you bugger .....faster) or b) a mains-powered system which would mean avoiding the soggy stuff at all costs.

Blimey, is that the time?

Jayne x

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Dunno about you, Sticky, but I get fed up with flat batteries. When is someone going to invent a People's Friend which can either a) be worked by dynamo (pedal, you bugger .....faster) or b) a mains-powered system which would mean avoiding the soggy stuff at all costs.

Blimey, is that the time?

Jayne x

Oih Flirty!
This is a respectable forum if you wish to talk Mucky kindly take yourself elsewhere, we're trying to have a sensible edumacted convursayshion hear!
Take your mucky mind elsewhere you..you...sinful woman you!
Try here
http://www.dildoart.com/