Listen in and pay attention........

[El Prez]

My faithful.
I have received entreaties and cash, requesting the return of my other self.
It has not passed my attention whilst incognito and magneto that there has been a certain disdain, even lack of respect for my authority and dexterity.
This will stop as soon as I can be arsed to sort out the Presidential Storm troopers.

Suspects and prospects are being interviewed as you read. Listen carefully.

It will stop!

What? I hear you say. You know very well I reply, no more, endex, stop it.

Fines will be incurred. Taxation will be increased. Goats cheese will be banned.

Now, to more savoury matters. There is to be an inspection of all female members of the Forums asap. Dates and locations will be promulgated as soon as I receive confirmation of my Travel Lodge Visa Card.

That is all. You may continue, but be afraid...........be very afraid.

[flighty]

Mr Nuts, put me down for a pint of whatever you've had tonight. Cooking sherry just doesn't do the trick these days.

Jayne .

[Valkryja]

I shall start scrubbing up, should only take a month or so.

[Rover]

Elections in May and the return of El Prez.

Rejoice Rejoice

Will it be safe to return I ask myself.

Rover

[sittingstress]

El Prez,

As a qualified and extremely experienced checker of nether regions with a mini-maglite, I would like t offer my assistance in the inspections you have planned.

Regards

ss

[Hostage_Negotiator]

As a resident Search Team Cdr and Custody Supervisor I am happy to offer the services of my S.Bread and Marigolds. If you ask niceley aes69 might even bring his spaniel!

[Doc]

Nope.........they are in my dungeon..........I mean Surgery......I mean you aint seen me RIGHT!