RAF Police, just a bad day or an up himself so and so?

[Artist]

As I said about 19 years ago. 1986, he died a month before me MK3 daughter was born. Yes thats right Sprog was born in May so Pop passed away in April. He had served from the age of 18 until he hit 55.

As to Pops view of the cousin...lets just say...... not very favourable!

Must be honest mind, the odd Bootneck who did the RMP's course with the Army could turn into a right Tosser. Not very often mind but it did happen. But as you said about your bad apples they were normally sorted out by their fellow Coppers.

The only time I fell foul of the RAF Police was once in Malta circa 78/79 I was staggering back to Fearless which was tied up in Valettas Grand Harbour with a couple of Oppos all of us singing our heads of when up popped an RAF L/Rover. Had quite a restful night and the food was non to bad in the Morning.

Artist

[mercury]

yes RAF pigs are c@#t

[done-my-9]

yes RAF pigs are c@#t

Thats what i like to see, intelligent and constructive contributions to the forum......

i just looked at your website mercury (or can i call you edward? ) i think its great that you have shared with the rest of the world your passion for errr...radars ohh how i laughed at your hilarious stories of how you had to fix them at night....in the dark!!! wernt you scared and as for your fantastic works of fiction...............

nah, im bein sarcastic, your a sad geek, and your site proves it

[Stu-]

welcome to the forums the RAFP!

sounds like the rafp man was having a bad day, we all have them I suppose.

good to see what was coming to your unfortunate cousin artist, but couldnt be helped with such an individual

[NIWorker]

All I can say is we are not all that bad and tend to sort those types out, inhouse, seems we missed one

[MRB]

Mercury, mercury, mercury, I happened to stumble on one of your posts referring to 'Toms', and you say you felt insulted being called one. Well I started para depot as a 'Joe Crow', got beasted for months on end and passed out a 'Tom'. Being a 'Tom' in para reg is a fcuking privilege, stick your radar up your arsehole. As for your gash website, stick that up your arsehole too. I don't like gobshites, and you are one.
I read your fiction thing, and it had me in tears at the hardship you had to go through (one poxy detachment). Soldiers/airmen/sailors go to war zones all the time (what you did in the RAF for nine years I don't know, carry tellys up ladders or something), so come on kidder, don't kid yourself into being a hero. You sound as if you'll be a top rupert.

[Artist]

No matter who you serve with your going to get the Odd badun. They normally have more chips on their shoulder than Harry Ramsdens fry in a year.

But nine times out of ten they are sussed and sorted by the people who have to live and work with them.

My Cousin was/is a right waste of space but as I said before, them two little Stripes and his Warrent Card went to his head. And in Gib his fellow Airmen went to his head as well!

Everybody has to do their job. An RMP/Snowdrop/Crusher catches you doing something Illegal they will throw the book at you. And that is only right and fair. The secret is to not to get caught.

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[Hostage_Negotiator]

Oh dear, Mercury, how long did it take you to come up with that little gem, not exactly quicksilver are you! What you need to remember is that sticks and stones may break our bones but whips and chains excite us!
Yes "RAF pigs" are capable of being "C@#t" as you put it but we normally reserve it for special little boys like you! You sound like some sad little ex scopey who's the kind of person that would build a 1:1 scale model of a T92 in your back garden to bore the tits offf your neighbours with! Have you got a bodywarmer and baseball cap covered in aviation freak badges that you wear to all the airshows and open days as well.

[MRB]

Ha ha, mercury freak boy.

[JackFrost]

yes RAF pigs are c@#t

shouldn't that be c@#ts as there are more than one of us !!!
Mind you, you dont need to spell correctly or get your grammer right watching a gold fish bowl all day long. Do you follow the line round the screen in a clockwork rotation or did you learn to ignore it, arghhhh we love scoppies, fine customers of ours !!!

I must admit, i am another admirer of your web site !!! Proud to know that when i was in iraq, you were watching over me on your radar screen. Thankfully you didn't sneeze on your screen or there would have been mayhem !!!!!

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Sorry to lower the tone but judging by his website and sexual proclivity for radars if this drill bit was to splash on his radar screen somehow I don't think it would be from his nose!! Suggest clingfilm over the screen or better still:

Ensure IPE (underwear / condom / inflatable sheep) is is in place before switching power on!

Would be interesting to hear why Muckury has such strong feelings about us. It does lead one to wonder has he ever been picked up by the fuzz! ( could be a totally different thread there!) or is he just jumping on a bandwagon!!
If he feels the need to discuss it in confidence he could PM me and I'd arrange todiscuss it in person if he likes!

[Artist]

HN

You ever hear about the Old dear who wanted to join the Hell Angels?

The Chief Angel gave her a long hard calulating look and asked her:
"You ever been pulled by the Fuzz?"

To which the Old Dear replied:
"No but but I've been swung by the tits quite a few times!"

I'll go back to the Subs Forum.

Artist

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Old but still quality!
( I'M TALKING ABOUT THE JOKE, HONEST GUV!)

[Artist]

O alright then, I believe you!

Artist