liars and wannabees

[sneaky beaky]

Unfortunately the hair is the wrong colour.! Now if it had been a tasteful shade of grey, then it could possibly be me. Having said that.... - the waist looks a little too slim... - and the face looks a little too young .
O Shit! - I must be getting past all this undercover stuff!!!
Sneaky.

[gnrgreenhill]

Anyway!

to return to the original thread slightly, I used to work with a guy when I was at tesco! The story of his millitry service changed on an almost weekly basis! to be honest I wouldnt have used him as a toilet mop at the armed forces careers office, let alone let him join, and I quote "The RMP the paras, the RGJ, the Royal Marines( 1 comando aparently), and of course 22 SAS" what a w***er!

The great irony is that if someone is/was in the SAS theyed be in such good condition they wouldn't need a chat up line!

Mind you that goes for most the guys and girls in the forces,

I saw a guy I know in 42 comando a couple of mounths ago in a club, he was back on leave, and he was beating them off with a stick!!!
So I suggested that maybee offering to buy them a drink would work better!!!

[MRB]

GREENGAGE SHUT UP YOU TIT.

[Doc]

Anyway!

to return to the original thread slightly, I used to work with a guy when I was at tesco! The story of his millitry service changed on an almost weekly basis! to be honest I wouldnt have used him as a toilet mop at the armed forces careers office, let alone let him join, and I quote "The RMP the paras, the RGJ, the Royal Marines( 1 comando aparently), and of course 22 SAS" what a w***er!

The great irony is that if someone is/was in the SAS theyed be in such good condition they wouldn't need a chat up line!

Mind you that goes for most the guys and girls in the forces,

I saw a guy I know in 42 comando a couple of mounths ago in a club, he was back on leave, and he was beating them off with a stick!!!
So I suggested that maybee offering to buy them a drink would work better!!!

wannabe slagging a wannabe, "no my wannabe claim to fame is bigger than yours!"

Anyway greencheese Im glad with your years of experience you showed him the errors of his ways and then took yourself outside with the mop and beat yourself to within an inch of your life.

[MRB]

Ha Ha Doc, i like it. Greenhill, look you are a first class wannabe, so i suggest you stop typing crap and bollox on here, and go get some training done. Go running or something, just stop talking shiters and telling shit jokes. Keep your mouth shut if you ever do start training because the lads on your cadre, or the DS will stamp on yor head. This is fcuking fact.

[Chappy]

Can I join the 'gnrgreenhill lynching mob'? Haven't read his posts, but I`m always up for some castrating. I`ll go get my gaffer tape, 12v battery and steak knife....

[T T Fresh]

yeah why not Jeb, in for a penny in for a pound.

I have a wire coat hanger and some quick drying cement . . . . .

[Doc]

I saw a guy I know in 42 comando a couple of mounths ago in a club, he was back on leave, and he was beating them off with a stick!!!
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wheres this club then , where you can beat girls with sticks? is it expensive? and do I have to wear leather trousers and a police helmet bungeed to my arse?

[wolf1]

Never heard of these special forces thingies! Had a tree shout at me with a Herefordshire accent after I'd started pissing on it though

[Guest]

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[King_duck]

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[Artist]

Black SF blokes are dead easy to spot. They put White maskers across their eyes instead of Black. It's also how you spot a blokes SF when he's in civvies. Negative Eyebrows.

Thought everybody knew that!

Artist

[fatboycedric]

how do you recognise a real SF-soldier.

Well they always have that strange "grin" on their face.

[King_duck]

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