A gold wearing, car stealing. robbing, hateful scumbag who puts your taxes up before sticking a glass in your face................. normally wears a Burberry cap ...................
Gore.
Mexican bandit, "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
Haha. There are many names for them. Chavs, scallys, scrotes, tax dodgers, Giro drinkers. Burberry clothes was supposed to be for people with that little bit of extra cash, now its the new rockport/timberland.
NO! "Pikeys" are gypsys who live out in the woods and live in their caravans in your back garden.
These "chavs" in the pictures are townies from city's etc and dress as stated. They go round in gangs and think they own the place, get drunk and take drugs, vandalize the towns in which they live and generally piss off the other people living there with their anti-social behaviour, drive 'done up' rude boy, boy racer cars, and some even think they are 'pikeys' i.e. from a gypsy origin.
OH I LOVE CHARVERS They r SUCH a good laugh!!! come on guys admit it if it werent for these guys to laugh at life wouldnt be worth living!!! I love it when they talk to you, it doesnt take much to confuse there 1/2 a brain cell and its even better when you lash them in a fight too, they cant win, out gunned (literally) and out witted!!! oh bless them
where i come from, scotland they are called neds, minks or minkers hahahahaha. Oh gunn you are so right i do love them how they shout over to you as you walk past "what you looking at" when you arent even looking in there direction hahaha oh i love them. The cure i found out is to just give them the good f@#@ off if they shout anything to you. if that fails and they come over for trouble just batter as many as you can. start with grabbing one of them suddenly and give him the biggest follow through headbutt ever. Then continue with elbows etc. If they get the better of you simply crouch down and protect your face with your hands holding the back of your head with your arms covering your face, dont let them get you to the ground cause then you will be finished. But once they stop punching just stand up straight and no matter how sore you are give them the best and most demoralising quote a group of six or more guys can take after all of them have been beating into someone. " Is that all you f@#@#@# pussys have got" and also for effect brush your shoulder off or something lol. I can honestly say i have done this but after i said it some of them just came at me again lol hahahaaha but the others just gave up. lol oooooh i love them.
MrMitty wrote:Please tell me that gun is airsoft!!
My local town is full of them on a saturday night, however they have a sinister political bent about them here in NI!!!
There are loyalist chavs and republican ones to, in fact i do believe that one johnny Adair was the first chav in Ireland.
Mitty
The guy says, he'll meet you outside the local Mc Donalds in Trafford! He also states, he'll show you it's a real gun, when he busts a cap in your ass, 'innit!
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