They're Off!!!!! 30 miles to go!!

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Sun 18 May, 2003 7:59 pm

Ah... the smell of fresh swamp in the morning. I though Yorkie's bag had burst for a minute! Simon Bywater must have been sleeping in his Jedi force field.

'The urine from the top side, hurt me it can't young swampy'

Si Capon · Post by **Si Capon** » Sun 18 May, 2003 9:24 pm

I`m trying to edit the "Naked Spoons" video clip down to the bit where the young recruit gets twatted on the back of his head by the shovel.

when I`ve finally worked out how to use the software I`ll let you all know. It`s badly lit, but the sound of the digging tool making contact with the skull is priceless.

TheCount · Post by **TheCount** » Sun 18 May, 2003 10:33 pm

Well done everyone!

Did you get any media attention up there? Local papers? Anyone take any pictures?

Dogwatch · Post by **Dogwatch** » Sun 18 May, 2003 10:48 pm

Congratlations to everyody who took part, looking forward to the phots.

Si Capon · Post by **Si Capon** » Mon 19 May, 2003 12:24 pm

Monday morning
Toenails
2 down
8 to go

Beasta · Post by **Beasta** » Mon 19 May, 2003 12:43 pm

Well done to everyone involved. Cant wait for the stories and pics to start appearing

Paul Dawson · Post by **Paul Dawson** » Mon 19 May, 2003 2:07 pm

Well done to everyone. The organisation seemed to be up to the usual high standards. It can only get better each year.

Will definitely be there next year, dragging and kicking two ex-royal friends who are technophobes (they don't know what they are missing).

Looking forward to the pics.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 01 Aug, 2003 4:53 pm

I resurrect this thread in the vain hope that Si Capon has sussed how his vid works, and can put it on the web

Pity he didn`t video Sully packing his slug the morning after. Bet that was interesting

Sully · Post by **Sully** » Fri 01 Aug, 2003 5:14 pm

He was a dejected fellow Harry, having thought he'd put all that far behind him. Still, a bit of phys, a few wets and great company and its amazing how quickly you can revert to type

Cost me a few bob to get that cleaned, still the rightful owner suspects nothing

A mate of mine's mum was a nurse and she got him a colostomy bag set for his Norway trips. Worked a treat but as the top bunk man I had to be careful how I jumped down in the morning. Only stood on the bag once though

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 01 Aug, 2003 5:22 pm

You could always try Huggies

Or Tena Lady

Sully · Post by **Sully** » Fri 01 Aug, 2003 5:31 pm

They don't do them in 'fat arse' size unfortunately. Always ultra are tops for strangulated piles (ref other post) but the wings are a bit savage if caught in yer knackers

I don't know why the forces bother with FFD's - those things are amazing

SYB · Post by **SYB** » Mon 04 Aug, 2003 5:01 pm

Just A quick thought out loud.
Remember the clear plastic covers that a new mattress came in. Being a swamp rat I would always endeavour to keep it on my matress when arriving at a new draft.

However after the lack of sleep due to the constant rustle, Id always give in and remove said cover which would then double up as the grots gash bag.

Yes and you guessed it ---- the first run ashore ----wake up to that thought of"oh not again!" How can I get away with it this time

Sully- currently working on a bin bag and bungee cord design for you on yomp 2004

Oh and Ive already booked the top bunk

bongo · Post by **bongo** » Mon 04 Aug, 2003 7:13 pm

always place laptops on the top of your highest wardrobe!!

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