The things they say (women)

[barrybudden]

Liveing in the country now and its great apart from the choppers flying about at night!

The other day the wife said 'look at that' (Pointing down the lane).
What is it (cant see, or find glasses)
There are big brown chicken things down there..........

Turned out the 'big chicken things' were phesants.

[MyssL]

phesants what are they lol I wouldn't thought the same to be honest

But I have heard a woman call them 'cluckers' before. Honestly. And she looked at us like we were stupid

[Chris911]

Theres this girl in my village and i was talking to her
at the bus stop and this man comes towards us and asks if the number '??' bus has left yet.
and this girl im with goes ''oh, there was this big bus if thats any help''
wot kind of help is that? that blond diy was really being to soak into her head.

[mercury]

Personally I'm waiting for a moderator to come along

[andrew_s]

I read in fhm, that some blokes wife once asked him whether a duck was a bird or fish.............

[Gazza85]

Yeh i got one of mine posted in that but they said i was from london instead of Manchester

Whilst i was on holiday earlier this year in cyprus i took my sister round some of the souvenir shops, i dunno if you have ever been there but its a mega catholic place so in all the shops they have all the paintings/statues of the main man, and i dont know if you have ever noticed but they are always of him being white.

Anyway she looks at them then looks at me and says did you know jesus wasent white, he was from the east midlands.