Mark three brought her new Boyfriend home Tuesday.................Name of Scott. Artist's Heart rate went off the scale! He'em nice enough but Mark Three is 18. Yon Scott is 27! Mrs Artist gave Me the "LOOK" so was as polite as I could be. (all fathers of Females over 16 years of age will know just what I mean ref the LOOK)
He'em a snivelling little Beggar mind. Kept telling me how talented I was ref me Pictures. (as I aint got any hanging up I can only assume he has been Prepped and Primed by the Mk3. Who was given the Gen by the Mk1 and 2 on how to butter up the Old Sod!) All I kept thinking was "CHILD SNATCHER!" But the LOOK from Mrs Artist kept me from saying anything out of turn.
He'em got a nice job in Putors so he says. (why do all my daughters end up with Putor wizzkids?
Mark One is Married to one.
Mark Two is living with one.
Mark Three had best be not living with one!
Mark Four had best wait a few years.
He'em also dead keen to update me putor with freebies mind!

(Snivelling etc, etc,) But as it's free said to him to "Fill his Boots" which confused the Hell out of him.
This was what the others did when they first met me. I reckon the little beggars have been belling each other on how to get round Daddy!
Daughters + Boyfriend/Husband with freebies for putor = Happy Artist seems to be the way. Have dropped a hint that a nice new Scanner would not come amiss!

As in: "Can you get me a nice shiny new Scanner for free then Scott?" The fool said "No problems Mr Artist"
When I met the wife and went up to Leeds to meet the Out Laws all I could offer her Father was a few pints and a few tales about what the normal Bootneck Runashore was like. (It worked, me and the F in L were bessie Oppos until he popped his clogs about 7 years ago)
Just wish the Mark Three had joined the RAF as she intended doing but alas was not to be. Scott is also a DJ doing the circuit of the Northwestern nightclubs. Apparently he earns a Ruck doing this. I declined his offer of a free pass to his next rave, saying I would not want to offend anyone as the only dance steps I know are: The Twist and the Funkey Chicken! O and the "Combine Harvester" invented many Moons ago in The Royal Marines School of Dancing (Cascades) when the Wurzels had their hit Combine Harvester. (Beer/Scrumpy and Snips will cause this to happen!

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He'em also going to fit a nice CD/Radio/cassette player in the Artmobile this Friday! My but he could snivel for Britain! Turns out that his Daddy owns a Car Showroom in a place called Winsford. So Good Ole Scott is going to get me a JVC multi thingie. Snivelling? He's made it into an ARTFORM.
Scotts agreed to come out and have a few wets with me and the MK1 and Mk2's better halfs this Sunday in the village Social Club. CACKLE! CACKLE! Have informed a couple of drinking Oppos and advised them to leave their Dosh at home. Hope he likes drinking Pussers Rum. Because once he's had a couple I hope to find out what the "REAL" Scott is like. It worked with the first two!

who are looking forward to watching me "Be Nice" with Scott.
Artist