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General discussions on joining & training in the British Army.
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Post by Shoulderholster »

Harry
I only had a walk on part in the "exibish",unlike some members of the troop!!.
I for one never thought that the donkey was all that good looking anyway.
And it wasn't me who head butted the big black kytie,that was certain person who went on to become a stripey HW.
So to cut a long story short,no I didn't get my equity card after all my hard work.
The other "fan dance" involved those big overhead electric fans and pissed up blokes trying to nut them.
Chuffing hell I'm rambling like a good un,(note to self cut down on the blue smarties).

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My bruvver, (Pongo for the piss taking of) and I were in Diamond Lil's, his opening remark on espying said gorgeous virgin "Bloody hell, she's a cracker", set the tone for his downfall, denouement, and general fall from grace. He would not believe, hewasasheandnotahe etc. Muchos scepticism from my mates about my bruvs eyesight, gender, and brains.
His 365A should have read 'This man is guided by his genitals'.
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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Post by MOUSE »

Maybe of some use to anyone going into the hills,
a website called multimap.com.
You can check out a route to various scales,
1:25,1:50 and even overlay a map onto an
ariel phot exellent information.
I have even proved up to date maps wrong.
Tracks have slightly deviated (near Pen Y Fan)
and forestry blocks been cut down which I intended
using as a hand rail in the Bala lake area (N.Wales).

Apparently you can also get a good bite in Bala Loz.
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Post by Tab »

Now Gipsy Rose Lee was a fan dancer, cor mate. Did any of you lot see
her strut her stuff.
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Do you start and finish at storey arms??
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Chris,
7 and a half miles from Storey Arms to the top of the reservoir.
So yes, it would be there and back again.
Could you do it in 4 hours??
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I'l Soon find out. If its nice On the weekend i'l take a 20 minute drive up there and give it a good bash
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Chris,
PM me your route
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crap_hat wrote:The British Army don't use that word...Tactical Advance with Bergen...TABbing. The RM use yomping.
Totally agree with the sentiments about half the callsigns on this forum... pure Mitty's, own up to the fact you were in the RCT or ACC for three years and crack on... this when I was in the regiment arrse is bloody old hat any anyone can see thorugh it....

oh and to be utterly annally retentive..... TAB stands for Tactical Advance to Battle, a Parachute Regiment phrase that has filtered to the far flung reaches of the Army.

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Post by Oakers »

Mr T,

Loz is gen so don't bother scrutinizing everything she says mate, it's a waste of time.
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Post by Mr T »

why is it that my posts keep dissapearing....

Moderation policy is a bit keen in here eh?

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Good lord Mr T what would we do with out that tiny bit of information, it's no wonder that most of your hair has fallen out, with your brain working at such lenghts to keep us all informed on what Tabbing is about. Do you have any more little gems like this tucked away.
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Post by got1 »

[quote="Mr T"]why is it that my posts keep dissapearing....

Moderation policy is a bit keen in here eh?

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