Dress for the test??

[BENNETT]

i was just wondering if you have to wear a suit to the first test that you take...the written one
regards

[Jordiman]

The whole process upto and including the PRMC is a job interview so yes.

[JR]

Dear Moderators,do you think I will be able to enter the sacred portals of the Commando Training Center without Raising suspicion,and will I need to be propely dressed for the occasion.aye Jr

[El Prez]

wearing OG shorts undercover is a dead give away.
Were you with the ANC or the KFC?
The 3.5 rover is also a tad lary for a whingeing Brummy.

[JR]

El Presidente,we shall of course be withdrawing our representative from the county? of 'Kernow' you will have 24hrs to vacate your Embassy from the confines of the multi story car park in the 'Bull Ring'.
The link between 'Oggy' land and the 'Dutchy' will be severed by closing the Tamar Road bridge,leaving open the only route out of 'Kernow' the Torpoint ferry.
We know you are adverse to using the ferry as it entails crossing a great expanse of water?.
The presidential row boat will be confiscated.Trago Mills will be out of bounds,and a bounty placed on all 'Cornish Pasties'.
The floral dance will be banned as it only entails people forming a daisy chain and doing funny things??.

So there Yah Boo.Aye JR

[JR]

Frank,We shall of course be replacing the 'Kernow Oggy' with our national dish 'Taters Faggots and Peas.

Here we go I mentioned Faggots???Aye JR

[El Prez]

Herr gass commented on JR's method of holding his ciggy, I quote.
"Ja, eet eez yust like the former guards at Liebschun Under Totty training camp told us. Place zer cigareten in zer hand, und pretend indolence. Roll it carefully, und drop zer hot ash in der kickerboxen shorts. Zen say 'Fur yoo Tamara ze fur ees offer.' without of course schmiling.

He has a point of course, the Rover may have been fitted with the ultra upgraded Qualcast 1.5 cu cm modellers engine.

I remain Sirs, in flagrante delicto.
better than real work.

[JR]

I'll have you know that 'pope Mobile' worked perfectly on AV-gas,or was it AV-tur,AV-pin or AV-cat.

Artist, another thread Hi-jacked by His Imperial Majesty Mustapha Fagg.Aye jr

[harry hackedoff]

Hey mister tally man, tally me bananas


See me say, Sellassie ay , Ja Rastafaray. Ya naw me say dat der is de wan tru Gad an him say, for it is written, “ I arks you, ow can it praffit a man if him cum from dat shamefull gadless place, dat awfull Kernow” Ya naw me say? Days all rasclats ya naw dat well, bombaclats
I an I, Howdun, me friend, we need to get deez white boys on de erb. Days all wrapped far too tightly ya naw me say. Did you grow this yerself Frank
I`m buggered

[El Prez]

Bert, look closely at his left forearm, there's the tattered remains of his 3 badges. Trouble is the third looks very temporary.

[JR]

Temp! You ought to see the one tattooed on me 'Posteria' on second thoughts No Way??.Aye jr

[Artist]

JR

Ref the photo of your esteemed self smoking a dogend:

Having looked long and hard at it I reckon the removal of the Beard would result in the return of "MO" that nice man from the three stooges!

Yes your getting very good at this Hi-Jacking thingy

Artist