Famous last words

minimac · Post by **minimac** » Wed 12 May, 2004 8:48 pm

Some comedian bloke with reference to his funeral

"What! Was that it!"

Tom

Mince · Post by **Mince** » Wed 12 May, 2004 10:10 pm

"Fourteen double whiskies in a row. I do believe that's a record." Dylan Thomas, RIP.

"Bugger Bognor." An English king; I forget which; Edward, maybe.

"f@#k off!" My step-grandfather.

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 13 May, 2004 5:20 am

El Prez wrote:Kindness exemplified, but please not when there's an f in the month.
keeling you are a licentious barsteward............wrong......sorry, you are a lucky licentious barsteward.

Keep smiling Flo, it'll confuse and irritate your neighbours.

Rob, i`m not smiling, I`m Beaming

, see you later Flo, and i sleep on top

flo · Post by **flo** » Thu 13 May, 2004 9:35 am

Be prepared to be on bottom bunk as well.....im a restless 'sleeper'.

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 13 May, 2004 2:36 pm

FLO, your not a Swamper are you?

do i need to bring a brollie...

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Thu 13 May, 2004 7:24 pm

Clear lower decks HMS Tartar, Jimmy the one, standing on the hatch and about to let the Old Man talk to those mustered.......Shouts .......'If you can't hear at the back ........Put your hands up'!!

Naval Wooperts.....Don't you just love em?

flo · Post by **flo** » Thu 13 May, 2004 8:35 pm

bootneck wrote:FLO, your not a Swamper are you? do i need to bring a brollie...

Now come on, how the hell can i be a swamp rat, im a jenny not a bootneck. You lads get taught how to be one in phase 1 of training.

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Fri 14 May, 2004 5:07 am

flo wrote:
bootneck wrote:FLO, your not a Swamper are you? do i need to bring a brollie...
Now come on, how the hell can i be a swamp rat, im a jenny not a bootneck. You lads get taught how to be one in phase 1 of training.

Hey Flo, never swamped a pit in my life, i`ve always got up and used someones locker

its so much closer than the heads

friendlyfireaintfriendly · Wed 19 May, 2004 5:19 pm

my mate when paintballing.

HAHA you missed me!!! you... (drops to the floor holding crutch screaming expletives)

Contractor · Post by **Contractor** » Thu 20 May, 2004 10:33 am

Mayor of Hiroshima 1945:

"What the f**# was that?"

Seven · Post by **Seven** » Thu 20 May, 2004 10:51 am

Commander of the Space Shuttle Columbia:

"Uh-oh"

Contractor · Post by **Contractor** » Thu 20 May, 2004 11:04 am

a few more:

Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

What duck?

Pull the pin and count to what?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

I hope they speak English.

It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.

I'll get your toast out.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well we've made it this far.

That's odd.

goreD. · Post by **goreD.** » Thu 20 May, 2004 11:48 am

Brill !
Laughed my b0llocks off reading that. I've said most of them in my life.
What does that make me?

Gore

druadan · Post by **druadan** » Fri 21 May, 2004 7:28 pm

Undead?? Immortal??

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