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Rod Spinks
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What do you call a Bootneck with a metal rod through his knee??
Answer: Wait for it!! RODNEY :lol:
I rest my case.
HENRY
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Post by Bovie »

That was... bad :o
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Post by gunjakx »

TERRIBLE......!!!!!!

my bird thought it was funny though, but what does she know?? :D
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Post by pomplemous »

How about:

What's E.T. short for?
Cos he's got little legs

gigglegiggle

or What did St Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland?
You alright in the back there?
What, Me Worry?

Alfred E. Neuman for President!
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Post by anglo-saxon »

Uh, oh! Another one on day release. Keep takin' the meds, grapefruit girl!!
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Jokes..

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SPANISH Army surplus rifles for sale.......

Never fired, dropped once......
Last edited by goreD. on Mon 19 Apr, 2004 7:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Mexican bandit, "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
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Post by joethejudge »

I made this one up during a maths lesson
What do fish smoke?

Seaweed

haha
It is good for something I made up!
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Post by d4nny18 »

lol you are all pretty sad ... lol

some of them jokes was reallly bad :)
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Post by Mal »

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!!

If you lot are posting BAD jokes figured I should too :P
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Post by McNamee »

2 fish in a tank, one says "So howdya drive this thing then?"

2 fish swim into a wall, one shouts "Dam"

:roll:
Happiness is a belt fed weapon...
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Post by Mal »

LoL, I actually laughed at that second one :roll:
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Post by bootneck »

maybe the following link should be checked out....................its the Joke Thread

viewtopic.php?t=222&highlight=jokes
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Post by harry hackedoff »

Kin brilliant idea T, what`s it for? :-?
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