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Chat Up Lines...................That Don`t Work
I think i can say that all the chat up lines used by women on me have been most sucessful, keep it up ladies :wink: :drinking: 8)
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Hi ich bin ein Englander, ich nicht spreche deutsch zehr gut, kann ich dein arsch anschauen bitte-?
Hi I am English, i dont speak very good German, can i see your arse please?
Out of 10 young ladies only one walked away in disgust. 2 actually pulled down there jeans and showed me bare arse, 1 showed me her g string and the rest "wiggled it". Oh might i point out this was in a city near Munich and not in downtown Newcastle ! It was over a period of several hours on a night out on the tiles with a couple of Yanks who were very impressed by the results as they ended up with young ladies i had used the line on and i ended up with.....hmmm just the above statistics and a hangover, but what the hell it was a funny line !

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Post by HavocIRL »

Another good german one is:

"Kannst du mich bitte hilfen, mein scharst ist zu gross"
"Can you please help me, my dick is too big"

Not sure that scharst is german for penis though.
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scharst
Is german for Bumhole :o :lol:
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Post by minimac »

HaHa!!

Your bumhole is too big!!! What caused that!! Joke only, no offense meant.

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No wonder that girl slapped me.
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Of course i could be wrong,
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could also mean BITE :P
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bisschen is bite, isn't it?
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Not sure that HavocIRL is german for penis though.

Really :o
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Post by SiD »

Your nob is ein Schwanz or ein pimmel.
Incidently pussy is referred to as Muschi pronounced mushy which i find sounds kinda appropriate for the female genitalia !

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Post by R.G.J. »

Whoa......you'd get it! >>>What do you mean piss off? It worked on your Sister,Mom,Dad,Goldfish :wink:
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Post by Sammi Jane »

You might think this is strange but no one has ever used a Cheap chat up line on me before. If a man chats me up, he normally ask me what type of work I do...and asks question about my life. It is sort of get to know ya chat....

If he's lucky then he will be coming home with me.

I have used chat up lines on men before, but there are some dumb men in this world, that they don't even realise I am chatting them up.
( i am not going to tell you what chat lines I use in case I ever come across any of you lot, Then I would be buggered.... :lol:

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Post by Artist »

OK I'll bite.

Sammy what do you do for a living then?

I'm a born again agnostic with attitude myself.

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Post by kwew »

Is it just me or is sammi jane's profile picture and avatar hot?
Cartoon women can be hot!!!

But on the chat up lines, I refuse to use them, they are terrible plus any girl that goes for a crappy line isnt the kind of women I want to be going home with! ( God I sound like an old man ) :D
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