Nuts

[freestyler_onli]

In this weeks edition of Nuts Magazine, theres an article about some Marines who were found sleeping off a drunken night in a shalet. Below it, there is a picture of what I believe to be a Para (winged badge on cherry beret). Just wondered if anyone else spotted this.

[Tab]

Here whats all this a Para drunk, never.

[freestyler_onli]

Well be it a Para/Marine- he had a pixellated face. Wait a sec- maybe he hadn't-maybe I'm the one whos drunk.......

[flo]

Oh its really obvious how to tell a para from a bootie, paras wear burgandy t-thirts, drainpipe jeans, chucka boots and green silk pilot jacket. Royal doesnt have to advertise who he is, its all in the chat up line

[anglo-saxon]

Oh its really obvious how to tell a para from a bootie, paras wear burgandy t-thirts

Aaaaaaaagh!

"Maroon"

drainpipe jeans

Levi's 501's last time I looked.

chucka boots

"Dezzies"

green silk pilot jacket.

Silk? Since when? I was ripped off! Last time I saw it, it was in a state of disrepair, mopping up an oil spill in the garage, anyway.

As I recall, there were two orders of kit: Drinking kit (as described above) and f$%k off kit. The latter was your best bird-pulling duds which, when your muckers saw you heading out the gate, usually prompted a "f$%k oooooff!", like you had any chance at all even with the Gucci kit on!

[bootneck]

In this weeks edition of Nuts Magazine, theres an article about some Marines who were found sleeping off a drunken night in a shalet. Below it, there is a picture of what I believe to be a Para (winged badge on cherry beret). Just wondered if anyone else spotted this.

Fs, yes i spotted it, and e-mailed the mag, telling them to get their act together, para`s can`t hold their liquor, and yes, it was a "Red" beret on the pixeled out mug.

[druadan]

Bloody Paras. And to think I almost joined them over Royal. Good job I met one of their rupes before it was too late!!

[bootneck]

Just had an e-mail off NUTS Magazine, from a young lady called Louise, the message

Thanks for your comments and apologies for the mistake Trev

she also said that she`ll be appearing in this weeks mag, in a blonde wig and a yellow jump suit personally, i think its Tab doing a jump for charity

[Noz]

As I recall, there were two orders of kit: Drinking kit (as described above)

Falling down kit! The clothing that would survive anything. Drink, vomit, mud, blood, etc. Never went out drinking in a dress or skirt. Embarrassing if you fall down.

[freestyler_onli]

The 'young lady' is the Nuts office manager (according to the new article.) She's learning sword fighting and self defence and the like. All to do with Kill Bill.