Please read before posting

[El Prez]

On all main boards there is a post 'Maintaining Standards'. It was intended as a general reminder for all those using the forums, of all ages to keep the quality up. It is not difficult to ensure your posts are literate. Not all of us are dictionary spellers, but we make an effort. Unfortunately too many computer hermits are beginning to stretch the sense of humour of those who joined the forums to relive their past with friends and to pass on that information as a useful tool to the upcoming generation.
I have been vociferous and continue to push for anybody who is even slightly nauseous to be burnt and kicked off the forums. We get multi-address members who have numerous accounts and seem to delight in annoying the moderators, publicly and by PM. That is why we created the Retreat and the Bunker. So don't be surprised when you think 'I want entry to the bunker' to be denied.
Artist has lost it this evening, and intends leaving the forums. I will not tolerate people such as him being hounded off a site he gets intense enjoyment from.
So.......... if you are one of the "Band of Nobbers", pack your mouse and clear off back into the ether, or I'll do it for you!

[Krupp]

if worst comes to worst I say we trace their IP's and get some friendly forumites from the artillery to get some much needed practice.