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As for the beer in the morning it doesnt work but it isnt actually curing your hangover. Its getting you drunk again till you sleep when you then work it off. there was a programme about hangover on BBC2 not so long back full of science behind 'cures'.
Don't buy anything over the NET that claims to "cure" hangovers!
Best advice so far on this post;
1. Don't get drunk; every beer should be followed by water or a soft drink (preferably water) (well done Lozhop!)
2. Avoid milk or any dairy products; they react with alcohol in the gut
3. Avoid high protien foods (like kebabs) see no.2 above for the reason
4. Sleep/ Paracetamol/ Aspirin if not allergic to it/ Clear fluids is best solution
5. Problem with the answer of "another beer"?; when do you stop?
6. Here's a good test that Traffic Cops use on themselves; in the morning cup your hand over mouth; breathe out: can you smell booze at all? Bad news is if you can you are still over the limit! They phone in sick now!
7. Buy expensive drinks; this ensures you are skint before you get drunk! (ok it's a wind-up answer but it works!)
A Pinty of Oggin before you retire will help some what. Plus daft as it seems a couple of Aspirin taken the same time as the Oggin.
As said fingers down throat first thing in the Morn will also help.
Or just put your head between yer Knees and kiss yer ar*e goodbye saying "Never Again" (How many people have said that!)
Do not minesweep the bar, Do not "Invent" drinks whilst in a duty free Public house. (sounds good but ends in disaster!) There are lots of "cures" but when the ole YAMSING! session gets the green light from your befuddled head best to accept the morning result and take it on the chin/jeans/shirt/oppos/bedsheets/slug etc, etc,
water, water, water, and a little water wit a large helping of water!
the only thing that is garanteed to get rid of your hangover ... or should i say prevent it happening. just dring 2 liters of water before you sleep, and you will wake up fine!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry; Lozhop and Saffer go and pick up Gold Stars and teachers pet awards!
Water is one of the few things that helps; but here's the wierd thing: you don't get dehydrated drinking alcohol; that's a myth!
If any booties or matelows fancy the challenge (mucky though it may be!) take a spare pint pot out on the Razz with you (Durham University have done this experiment with amazing results)
So; count each pint as it goes in; use empty pint pot to measure what "goes out"; at the end of the night you'll find out more went in than went out!
Water next day helps because it "flushes" away volatile chemicals from system; it is nowt to do with dehydration.
Aspirin helps because it calms down inflammation; better still go for Neurofen or (cheaper; Boots Ibuprofen-same thing!)
Paracetamol; gives abit of relief but not much; if you can access sick bay; get Vitamin C tablets and about thirty minutes of Oxygen in you!
just dring 2 liters of water before you sleep, and you will wake up fine!!!!!!!!!!!
Unless of course you are a certain member of the legal profession with a weak and distorted bladder, whereupon you will wake up soaked, especially if you are on the bottom bunk. I rest my case M'lud.
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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When Zonking out in your grot ensure that no "Oppos" playfully dangle your hand in a bucket of water. Because you will wake up dehydrated and very wet!
Also ensure that they do not shave of half your tach and one eybrow. Plus always make sure they do not have access to sticks of face paint.
a shower normally helps me, followed by a coffee and a bacon sarnie. then a walk to work, all before 7 in the morning. and constantly reminding yourself of the funny things that happened while you got yourself in this state.
stuck in a rut, unsure about the future, unsure about the military lifestyle, for a while anyway
If impossible, dig out old cooker from loft (okay, you probably don't have one, get one from somewhere), install in the tea room at work, and buy bacon and eggs on the way there. If you ain't sleeping, and you ain't playing rugby in the morning, the only answer is a proper bacon and egg sarnie. Generally boss ain't a problem, as he will also appreciate the benefits.
