How do you know if posters here are serving SAS or ex SAS

[mercury]

Y'know , you'd never get this problem on a RLC thread

"I was an army chef you know"
"Oh yes ??? Prove it !! What does the plaque say in the RLC training bosses office"


"Is it - No more than 6 chips and only one pudding - " ?

[joe]

It has been said before and will be said again:
when we were on the balcony, Me, Harry, Andy O, El Prez, (Loz thinks she was there but was in the wrong street) there were at least 32 others, not including the SAS... now where did I leave that certificate of sanity.

... Not forgetting Sneaky Beaky in the sewers!

[Ploggers]

I too was on the balcony but I was a burglar. Imagine my suprise when ........

[df2inaus]

Simple, ask Walt what colour the boat shed at Hereford is

I know, old and tired but I really wanted to!

[df2inaus]

Any Americans on the forum remember the guy who claimed to have been a Green Beret in Vietnam who was outed on 60 minutes? If only he'd known the guy hunting him was in the very small unit Walt claimed to be in!

This guy had the full uniform, flashes and medals to go with his story. He even faked PTSD, I think. There was even footage of this clown in full regalia addressing hundreds of university students who had paid to see him and then he even started crying about shooting someone.

What an asshole, but also a daredevil.

[df2inaus]

Mercury, Messenger of the Gods and more importantly, fellow Relay Op.

Y'know , you'd never get this problem on a RLC thread

"I was an army chef you know"
"Oh yes ??? Prove it !! What does the plaque say in the RLC training bosses office"

Did you ever stop to consider that in this golden age of forged credentials there are probably lots of wannabe chefs out there claiming they had been in the Catering Corps???? It wouldn't surprise me.

A Walt who'd really done his homework might even say; "I was once featured in an army training vid about racism in the Catering Corps-have you seen it?"

Probably makes them stop asking questions !

[North Sea Tigress]

Oi Stix,

Loz never thought she was there. She was on Oxford Street, shopping for a new pair of Jimmy Choo's with Jules and Me!!

[chunky from york]

A hell of a lot of people were 'with the SAS', but the question to answer is - when did you pass selection?

This is when people start to look shifty and shuffle their feet.

Passing selection may be difficult. but that is when the really hard work starts.

I remember Archie on the balcony, I tripped over his zimmer frame and nearly broke Artists easel!

[veggie]

Sorry, didn't intend to be rude, was a genuine question but maybe phrased incorrectly.

veggie

[Falkens]

Surely if you were in the SAS, you wouldnt be gloating or proving a point as being a member alone proves you are one of a few which should mean something.

[bootneck]

I remember Archie on the balcony, I tripped over his zimmer frame and nearly broke Artists easel!

Shyte Chunky, I suppose thats when the Shyte really hit the fan, did Artist get a new easel, or was his tried and trusted one repaired? and was it repaired at Hereford, or the Local chippy( to a civvie, thats a carpenter )

[old scaly back]

Aha Loz.

You have let the cat out of the bag.

By giving away a closely guarded secret.

You can spot the S.A.S by the lack of eye brows.

[sneaky beaky]

I remember Archie, Artist and Chunky on the balcony. When they got pissed and fell off, the BAS****s landed on me in the sewer! My back hasn't been the same since!
S.B.

[mercury]

I've met someone who claimed to be in the sas , does that count

[mercury]

Mercury, Messenger of the Gods and more importantly, fellow Relay Op.

df2 hows it going