PILES, HOW DO YOU CURE THEM?

Archie · Post by **Archie** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 8:44 pm

Scenario continued,

During all the commotion nobody notices the duty officer until he enters the confined space of the sanger. He surveys the scene with an incredulous gaze, trying to work out just what on earth is happening.

Finally he speaks "I thay chapth, what on earth ith going on here?"

A tableau frozen in time is revealed by his red torch light, Our hero now on all fours with blood everywhere is being inspected very closely by the medic. The third man our erstwhile oppo is locked in a confused conversation with the comcen, trying to explain that is not a contact but they do need urgent assistance.

"Maween *v*ns, exthplain yourthelf thith instant!" exclaimed the verbally challenged Rupert, "I'd heard thith thort of thing went on but I weally did'nt beweive it"

TBC....................

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 8:54 pm

Steve, can i just say.........Prevention is better than cure...................I knew a guy who`s party trick was to dangle the said item(s) in a glass and then drink it :drinking:

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:01 pm

he must have had a long straw

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:10 pm

Er he did remove the grapes first, picked his pint up, and supped up, :drinking:

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:11 pm

youve spoilt me fun lol i was just about to try it

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:18 pm

there`s no stopping you trying mate, get down yer local when you`ve mastered the art :drinking:

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:26 pm

bound to get me a free drink and impress the local ladies

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:32 pm

goldie ex rmp wrote:bound to get me a free drink and impress the local ladies

Goldie, at least a free drink, and a straight jacket

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:33 pm

i would prefer a curly jacket if possible and in green please

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:35 pm

goldie, is green the in colour now? and whats with the curly jacket? is that short and curly?

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:42 pm

straight jackets are so 80's, we now use body belts which consists of a mega thick leather belt with a handcuff on each side to keep the arms in a fixed position, they come in a nice matt black or patent brown colour with silver and brass restraints......... a must for the budding sadist for xmas and i can do them in bulk

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:46 pm

Goldie, i might have a buyer for you, the buyer may even be reading this right now

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:51 pm

white is the cheap Hong Kong import version we only buy british

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