PILES, HOW DO YOU CURE THEM?

John_D · Post by **John_D** » Sat 25 Oct, 2003 11:25 pm

Hi Steve
Hope everything goes fine.

Aye

John_D

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun 26 Oct, 2003 12:41 am

AND SO ENDS A PART OF HISTORY..... The sarga of Steve Evans's Piles
commenced on Sat 14th December 2002, 2505 visits and 165 replies !

Not a record but sure is worthy of a mention

We all wish you well Steve.

Two's up on the ring!
Aye
Mike

Pilgrim Norway · Post by **Pilgrim Norway** » Sun 26 Oct, 2003 7:16 pm

Just take it like any normal childbirth Steve.....

Take your belt to bite on....

I shall miss this thread - a bit like Mrs. Dales diary- the Mousetrap & Cats -
Longest running etc...

Good luck :drinking:

Andy O'Pray · Post by **Andy O'Pray** » Sun 26 Oct, 2003 7:47 pm

Now listen up you horrible bunch. On Steve's return I don't want any of you suggesting that he change his nom de plume from "Artist" to "Slack A@#e".

Aye - Andy. :fadein:

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 29 Oct, 2003 5:18 pm

Just got back from the North Staffs Hospital stoke.

In Sunday, reamed Monday, rest tuesday, out on (excuse pun) me ars* Wednesday! Should have stayed in till Friday but this "Doctor" (HA!) reckoned that I was fit to be discharged this afternoon. Have a packet of baby wet wipes and instructions to give to my GP vis a vee changing dressing.

If you ever want to be depressed just stay in a NHS hospital. Fat ugly deadpan nurses with all the compassion of a dead dog with kin Hic-Cups!

Am starving myself at the moment, the dump I had this morning..............

less said the better. How Queers can abide having there rings stretched, pinged and otherwise interfeared with is beyond me! The rubber ring the daughters bought is a Godsend!

Cheers for the cards lads, dead touched (well on monday I was anyway)

Came home to an empty house as missus has legged it to Leeds with the Mk4 to visit M-in-L. Suits me as am not a happy hector trying to find a comfortable postion to rest me inflamed nether regions. Worst thing is that have not been able to take the pain killers I use for the old knackered back so that is hurting as well as me ar*e.

Well I suppose Beast had better close this thread now as the offending items are now gone (up the chimmney Monday night).

Artist

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Wed 29 Oct, 2003 6:40 pm

Oh......so I see your here again......when do you go back!

Really... Its great to hear you again,Steve. Though I doubt that your solitude will be somewhat long lived lived......The description of the nursing staff may have something to do with it..... What was that,....that went over my head... travelling in the general direction of Cheshire

Andy O'Pray · Post by **Andy O'Pray** » Wed 29 Oct, 2003 8:55 pm

What Oh Slack A@#e, nice to see you back mate.

Aye - Andy.

Pilgrim Norway · Post by **Pilgrim Norway** » Thu 30 Oct, 2003 5:25 pm

Good on you skin ....

Soon - no more teethmarks on the door !

Shoulderholster · Post by **Shoulderholster** » Fri 31 Oct, 2003 7:16 pm

Steve
Welcome back mate,hope your next shites a white one!!.
SH

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Sun 02 Nov, 2003 12:06 am

Shoulders

The first one was red in colour. The words used were blue in colour.

Now come on who introduced white dog shite to the forums?

Our Shoulders is fixated by it!

Artist

chunky from york · Post by **chunky from york** » Sun 02 Nov, 2003 9:20 pm

Steve,

Glad to hear you survived the operation and the recuperation. You have my admiration for the sheer courage in going ahead with the operation, when so many 'advisor's' have given so much information.

Best wishes for the next couple of weeks.

Mick

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Sun 02 Nov, 2003 9:29 pm

Chunky

Given the choice would carry on sh*tting sideways for Britain!

This I really really mean.

Artist

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