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Post by Frank S. »

"Merde".
General Cambronne, wounded at Waterloo.

(This one's for you, Harry. :D )
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your only young once but your immature forever (me)
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"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can force others to do for country."
Some Bumper Sticker I saw.
Let them call me a rebel and I welcome it, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of demons were I to make a whore of my soul. (Thomas Paine)
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Post by BenChug »

2nd in Command of Al-Quada I cant remeber the ragheads name.

"We will die gloriously in the name of Allah during this Jihad"

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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George S. Patton


Sure makes some terrorist assholes miss the point.
If a man has nothing he is willing to die for then he isn't fit to live.
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mates bumper sticker ''horn broke watch for finger''
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Post by jos »

Many a True word Spoken
With an Electrode on your Scrotum!

Written on a cell door in Bagdad...
"Si vis pacem, para bellum" ("If you want peace, prepare for war").
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Post by Jason The Argonaut »

You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time - Abraham Lincoln
I fight for my corner and secondly I leave when the pub closes. - Winston Churchill [img]http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/teufel/smilie_vampire.gif[/img]
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A nameless Marines 365A

"Tries to the best of his limited mental abilty" He asked me what it meant! One of those things I will never ever forget as long as I live.

He did 22 years and was a wizz with when it came to cleaning out the sh*thouses wherever he was sent.

This powerhouse of mediocraty was assigned to 40's officers Mess. he lasted one entire day. He mixed up the salt with the sugar. The steward just thanked God that that was his first task. One hour and out.

He maintained a clean bowl mind! ARISE MARINE MUSHROOM!

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The Paras are much better than you

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Post by always go commando »

I'd like 4 or 5 kids but realistically I think 3 or 4. - David beckam
We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion!" - David beckam

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

"We are outnumbered, there is only one thing to do. We must attack!" - Admiral Andrew Cunningham, 11 November 1940.
Before attacking the Italian fleet at Taranto

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations" - Winston churchill
stuck in a rut, unsure about the future, unsure about the military lifestyle, for a while anyway
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Oz bumper sticker,
"Bush, it`s just another word for Cu*t"
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Post by Mike »

Old one this.... Young Marine picks up the phone and dial what he thinks is his Oppo's number and extention... Hurls a tirade of abuse at his mate and then silence... 'Do you know who you are talking to? this is the RSM' came the reply..... stunned silence..... the young lad was then heard to say in a faltering voice....' Do you know who this is ?'.... the reply came back 'No'.... 'Thank F*$k' was the lads reply.........the line then went dead!
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"If you walk around naked, people won't have to undress you with their eyes"
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If u cant find a woman you like the look of get another drink
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Post by Wholley »

Kennedy School of Driving Manual.
"Once vehicle has settled on the bottom,wind down window and swim out(If able)" :drinking:
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