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Discussions about those units who make up the Commando’s.
owdun
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by owdun » Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:17 pm
It's as cold as a witches tit in August.
It's as cold as the fringe on an Eskimo's minge.
Aye Owdun.
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by Sticky Blue » Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:25 pm
Arse like the Japanees flag
Minge like an RAF windsock
Bunch of grapes when I sit down
Brains of a rocking horse
Talking in BATCO
He's a draft chit behind
Drums beating, colours flying and bayonets fixed...
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by leroy8541 » Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:45 pm
useless as tits on a boar hog
if my dog looked like her I'd shave his ar*e and make him walk backwards
she's laid more pipe than a british plumber
better to burn out, than fade away
leroy8541
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by leroy8541 » Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:48 pm
does howdy doody have a wooden pecker
if you don't tell that i have a wooden pecker i won't tell that you have splinters
better to burn out, than fade away
wilson
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by wilson » Fri 28 Mar, 2003 7:53 am
"Blimey Guvnor! he's had more tarts than Mr Kippling!"
Aye,
wilson
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by Gary Treacher » Fri 28 Mar, 2003 8:19 pm
His known as EXOCET. You can see him coming and theres not a thing you can do about it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Charlie
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by Charlie » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:12 am
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity
I've got to do everything once - before it's too late
Charlie
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by Charlie » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:17 am
He should go far......and the sooner he sets out, the better!
I've got to do everything once - before it's too late
Sea Soldier
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by Sea Soldier » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 11:43 am
Face as long as a Gas Man's Mac
He's known as the "Olympic Flame" ... never goes out !
He's known as "Gurkha" ... never takes prisoners !
He's known as "Balaklava" ... one mention of the word "charge" & He's off !
He's known as "Esso" ... Every Saturday & Sunday Off !
He's known as "Bongo" ... Books On,Never Goes Out !
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Sea Soldier
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by Sea Soldier » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 11:45 am
They call him "Bidet" .... one big washout !
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by Cronkilla » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 4:00 pm
'Does a hooker get laid more than a table in a retraunt?'
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by Artist » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 7:05 pm
Mr Robert Parry (El Prez) is quite quite normal in all respects.
aye steve evans
Archie
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by Archie » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 8:43 pm
Talk about mean, He's always first out of the taxi and last at the bar.
Archie.
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by Sea Soldier » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:01 pm
I'm not saying he's old but I did hear,he was Duty Bugler at the Battle of Jericho !
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owdun
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by owdun » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:14 pm
Dont shit where you eat.!!!!!
Aye Owdun.