Hello.

[Ulu Dave]

Behave Your Self Jan.

Good to see You again.

What's the time over in Your Part of the World.

[Jan Milligan]

Awe ULu, spoil sport
How you doing me old mucker, life treating you good I hope?

[Ulu Dave]

Got it on the wrong Thread Again.

When will I get it right.

[Ulu Dave]

Fine Jan Thanks. & You?

Thought I'd put last message on wrong Thread.

Easier finding My way around the Ulu.

[harry hackedoff]

Yawn
John-boy, what time is it?
Reveille mom,
Thank feck for that, mornin John-boy, mornin Mary- Ellen
Christ, I just fell asleep on me keybored, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wearing a bit thin, don`t you think? Is any one out there not new

[Jan Milligan]

Harry take yur Prozac, there's a good lad
now say G'dnight Harry
G'dnight Harry

[El Prez]

I think I may end it soon, life was simple, hurl abuse at me best mates; infuse self and a glass or three of red. Hurl more and better abuse at me mates, have a Laphroaig and receive abuse, because by then I couldn't care.
But suddenly it's all, "Sweety pie, chuffing lovey dovey where have you been?" Like an Officers Mess Sunday arvo Cake and Arse party.

I demand, even insist on a return to hostilities! All this cushy stuff is ok for Crabs, but for people with Oxsters and tendencies to gorge on meat, this has gone far enough. No quarter!!!

[Jan Milligan]

Harry, Cooee Harry, don't hog all the Prozac give some to Prez before he has a chuffin hairy fit and dies baldy, wouldn't want that to happen to such a lovely smart and fastidious person such as he 0X

[El Prez]

The bugger knicked most of my Diazepan when he fled the country with his tapes of Brookside. Prozaks for woofters anyway. Give me real pain killers and mood shifters........'Andrews Liver Salts.'

[Jan Milligan]

UHO, guys I am afraid our presence here is causing some flak, as I have just recieved a mail giving chapter and verse from someone on the other site, letting me know that a certain person is having a Pop at this site, this is the last thing we wanted, the guys on here have been good to us so I think we should take a low profile attitude for a while.

Prez, I shall PM the evidence, honestly none of us wanted this.
jan

[Tab]

Hi ya Dave how is that pace maker of yours, still working well I trust.
Well if things go wrong does your wife give you a jump start or a kick start.

[Ulu Dave]

Hi Tab, I should be so Lucky Mate.

'How's Things Me Old Mate?

OK... Not so much of the Old.

[El Prez]

UHO, guys I am afraid our presence here is causing some flak, as I have just recieved a mail giving chapter and verse from someone on the other site, letting me know that a certain person is having a Pop at this site, this is the last thing we wanted, the guys on here have been good to us so I think we should take a low profile attitude for a while.

Prez, I shall PM the evidence, honestly none of us wanted this

I've written to Jan and told her not to worry. I have written openly on Jock Loves Introduction about the way this site operates. If there is historical antipathy let it stay where it lays; it isn't necessary or required here. Enjoy the forums, if anybody has a problem please PM me or one of the other moderators (names at the front of each forum), and request we do our jobs.

[harry hackedoff]

about the way this site operates.

Perhaps you could explain it to me, mate. I haven`t a bleeding clue
And for the benefit of anyone who is in the least bit unsure, or possibly a visitor from surpluss pals, we simply do not give a shite what went on , where you`ve come from, though we do agree that there is a certain "dictatorial quality" which verged on the unpleasant at times.
In any organisation there are some good guys and some bad guys. There are certain members of our Corps who I wouldn`t piss on, if they were on fire. There are many sites around, as there are many newspapers around. If you don`t like the editorials, don`t buy the paper. If you don`t like the way a certain website is run, then simply leave.

This is our Forum. If you want to be part of our community, then join in with us. Just don`t bore us to death, or carry on any feuds
Now then, decisions, decisions. Prozac or diazepam?
Naw bollocks, where`s me mogadon

[Beast]

Here! Here!