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I have an embarrasing genital condition. What`s the best thing for removing Crabs?

DTD 585
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Lockheed Skydrol
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Methyl Ethyl Ketone
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Ok Scrap that Idea
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Sounds like we need a good nerd :cry:
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The Count has a nasty mind and the abilities.
Prez calling Count, come in you Count!
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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Post by soldierblue »

:cry: i seem to have lost the plot on this thread :cry:
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S.B re read
Support elements are being ask for.

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8) might have somthing to do with my massive hangover Smoking, can't see the light through the trees ;)
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Post by Maria »

What's happening?

I join the forum then get bogged down with work and when I have time to come back this place is suddenly full of new nutters!

I have just been browsing :crazyeyes: the old site that many of you frequented - I think the PC comment is 'interesting!!' :fist:

Welcome to all - I'm sure you will fit in here very well :D

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Maria, never mind the new nutters :roll: what`s wrong with the old nutters, JR and Owdun? :o
Get yer mug shot posted, girl, and give the fleet a treat. :wink:
Sorry, meant to say, " so we know what you look like" :oops:
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crabs, petrol was always a good thing for moving them, but you had to watch out for those fagsends, or making love after the treatment, or life could become very interesting.
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How on earth did I miss all this? :-?

So hows the recce going? Any further instructions for the troops? Any more contact from the media about the w@nker and his cr@ppy attitude?
Why? Because I can!
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Severe lack of interest mate :oops: caused by having to fork out :o
I`ll ask that Count if he can get us in free, over the back fence
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Post by Mike »

Jules... have been on the site for a while as an observer and agree that they are a shower of Little Crab Pratts, I tend to agree with Harry H, in that Its going to cost me to get in and start something going, and to be honest,the web is full of prats, another bunch wont make any difference........so although I'd like to have a go at them, perhaps I'd be lowering myself to thier level.
Sorry guys I think I'll leave thier sorded little selves alone.
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I guess we have won the battle by having the defectors come to us!

Who wants to be part of 27000 anyway? Much nicer to be on here, its much more cosy!! :D
Why? Because I can!
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Hello, wish i was new

Post by John/Sandy Ruane »

I can be hormonal too you know, then I could really tell Nobber where to go :evil:
Loz, pass the Dairy Milk.
love Sandy
PS Jan I came very close to punching a Crab Padre once, (that went down well on my Welfare course I can tell you) think Nobber and he maybe one and the same !
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harry hackedoff wrote: And a sincere "Welcome Aboard" to all you New Bastards. :wink:
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