Denial

[El Prez]

They will never, I repeat never take the clientele of the 'Old School Pub' alive. Most of us are in terminal decay from booze and Curry with half chips and half rice.
So to the bastions moi 'andsums, they Luvvies from Islington are on their way for Easter and the offspring will be left to fend for theyselves on Stella and Bud. How do they get hold of so much DF.
Can you hear 'em, they be out there I tell ee.
Listen.................

"Air, isn't it sow, cute and folksy dine hire."

Fire first ask questions later my braves, act like Yanks!

[Information!]

Mr Prez sir, I might needs to taking you ups on your offers of the Presidential VW camper van and a queek exits. The boss asks if you have two seats to spare. One for me, one for him and one for his bloody camels, it is love he says.

[El Prez]

He can bring the camel called Fatima, and one surf board, but not the muezzin from the mosque, his screehing kills me.

[Rotary Booty]

The picture we've all been waiting for!



I hope he survives, bless him.

[Sisyphus]

Currently known as "Comical Ali".
Never has a soubriquet been more appropriate! Mind you I admired his nerve! I just wonder what on earth he thought he was doing?? And who he thought believed him?????

[MarkE]

He probably thought everyone believed him!
Poor delusional soul.
By the way, do we know where he is now?
'Have I got news for you' are looking for a new frontman.

Mark.

[Rotary Booty]

The latest 'comic' on TV was the CNN female anchor person this morning.

In the middle of giving a report on the visit of a French diplomat to Syria, she stopped to listen to her 'in-ear speaking machine'. She then announced there was 'Breaking News' about the US POWs. There was a long pause. "This breaking news will be with us soon" ...................... this is about our missing POWs............ "Oh, OK".............. We'll bring you that later.
She then carried on with the news about the French visit to Syria! Can you imagine what the families of those POWs were going through?

[Andy O'Pray]

As you will know by now Derek, the POW's have since been released. As for Comical Ali, he now has a stand in, in the guise of Rumsfeld.

Aye - Andy.

[El Prez]

Common dog announcement, "We have located and retrieved 7 POWs and they are being flown to Kuwait."
Rumsf**k.
"EEEErr 7 I think, of our POWs or MIAs or a mix of both some POWs and maybe, but I'm not sure 7 MIAs were found or located in Iraq, near the road, somewhere by American troops and then once identified they were , I think taken to Baghdad. The they were flown by an American aircraft to Kuwait, but we are not yet sure who they are. EEEEEEEEEeerrrr!"

Bye Bye numb nuts, next job, pushing a broom.

[harry hackedoff]

Sadly not, I`m afraid. What was Dubya on tonight? Restoring chaos, indeed

[Information!]

Mr Rotary Bootie Sir, I am fine and waitings at Calais for the nice Mr El Prez to sends me ticket and location of the secret hideaway in the lands of the pointy heads. I am accept hees offer to help his war against the evil grockkles who is pinching the parking space in hees supermarkets. The trip to here was not so bads, thee border guard chappies are just wavink to me as we are drive through. The chappie at the ferrys terminals is saying I am good to go as soon as the Prez is sending tickets for me. The presidential VW camper van is most luxurious but the jacuzi is splashink a lot when we are going over the sleepink Abduls, sorry, sleepink policecars. Must dash, another illegal imigrants is just tryink to get in the petrols tank. Toodle pips peeps!

[Rotary Booty]

Information

You may as well start learning French if you are waiting for a gift from El Prez.

He made us many promises when he took over, but his stories have exceeded even yours for their distance from the truth! The fact that you now resemble, in appearance and standard of English, an Islington teacher in a 4x4, means your entry into his Cornwall has no chance.

You could always open a Supermarket, and tell everyone your prices are the lowest. I'd believe you!

[El Prez]

Info my man. Go to the modern terminal type place at Sans Gates and ask at the desk for the almond scented parcel in Poste Restante, for The New Presidential Foodtaster.
Connect the blue and red wires to the mains and switch on; don't worry about packing or clearing up, the Surete will do that for you. (Whhhhooooomp, is French for Bang, ask Big Mac )