Denial

[Bruce McDonald]

Its funny to see al-sareef on TV saying "no, no, saddam is in charge and the americans are no where hear here", when american tanks are within 30 minutes driving.

[Bruce McDonald]

Yes it would be a shame if he was no longer on TV, but while he is on it gives the troops the comic relief they need.

[TexasRanger]

LOL. My chick said the same thing. "Id shoot that guy myself if he wasnt such a joke. Everytime she hears his voice she runs into the room to watch "the minister" (what a poker player he is). Shes trying to get me to accept a wager that Old G.W. is gonna string him up by the short hairs once this war is over.


Reporter: "Minister Muhammad there are American soldiers surrounding the building.

Minister: No those are war criminals running for their lives in humiliation.

Reporter: But Mr. Minister they are everywhere and now they are coming into the building.

Minister: These mercenaries are trying to escape our forces and will soon be destroyed.

Reporter: Mr. Minister there are special forces men with guns to your head.

Minister: There are no soldiers within 100 miles of Baghdad. This is just a figment of your imagin...........BOOM!!!!

[TexasRanger]

Half the time I thing we launch operations just to get a rise out of the guy. Fox puts him on every 5 minutes, with footage of what he says hasnt happened playing in a box beside him. Everytime its a clip of him denying that we have the airport there is a box with U.S. soldiers lazing around in the shade of the terminal.hehehe lol. It just gets me tickled thinking about it. Also, you ever notice how he refers to every thing about us as "humiliated". They were referring to the downed Apache as the "humiliated apache" everytime they mentioned it. As for our humiliated T72 divisions. We bought those from former Soviet sattelite countries in a feeble attempt to committ war crimes, posing as Iraqi fighters. It was a last ditch effort before we were humiliated and lost in the desert trying to attack airport mirages. The most priceless thing he has said so far was when he offered to let us surrender and promissed that we would be treated according to the Genenva conventions.

[Topper]

Even though this guy is part of Sadams regime, i think he realises the utter bs he is spewing, everytime he speaks at these press conferences he seems to have a half crazed wry-smile, as though he knows it is all cobblers and hes looking forward to his refuge flat in Burnley. Mind you the mind eyes and expressions are probably down to him being a psycopath.

[harry hackedoff]

Sticks as I said to you, he should be on the comedy clubs circuit.
Bte he`s an animal on a run-ashore
Except, humiliatingly, he doesn`t drink.

[JR]

You know what lying 'Bastards' them Arabs are! I remember one in Port Said telling me his name was Jock McGregor. Aye JR

[TexasRanger]

Funny how this guy said that they were firing missles on the U.S. troops today despite the fact that we were over 100 miles from Baghadad just yesterday. He was even honest enough to show one of our burned out tanks (humiliated) with his goons standing around on top of it, hitting it with the bottoms of their shoes. Im wondering what manner of humiliation awaits us tomorrow. Here are some of my predictions for future claims by the minister.

1. "Yesterday two girls were able to bring down one American B52 by throwing rocks at it, the humiliated B52 pilots were captured by those girls and are being held as prisoner of war".

2. "President Boosh was realising he has lost the war. His mercenaries are humiliated. They are retreating. So Boosh is laying down on his belly for mercy from Sadam".

3. "Today, an American tanks divisions was defeated by chewing gum vendors in the city of Najaf. The American lost all their tanks, and had 3,600 casualties."

Anyway, what was up with those three motor boats in the river looking for the downed pilots? I think the guy on the back of the lead boat is the Iraqi Navys Rear Admiral.

Maybe when the war is over the minister and Peter Arnett can have a movie critic show like Siskel and Ebert. The Minister claiming that the new batman movie really illustrates the vitality and greatness of Sadam and Peter Arnett licking his testes in agreement.

[Rotary Booty]

TexasRanger

Your crystal balls are getting even bigger!

I almost feel sorry for the guy, and look forward to an American appearing behind him, as he tells us there are no longer any US Forces in Iraq!

Do you notice that he never shows his fingers, which are well and truly crossed.

[Peds]

nice accent, tex