I promise not to show off by cracking off a NAMET 0:0 in front of the bootie lads, but the temptation of spinning some of the dits about you and various 'ladies' and (ahem...) various establishment in the dingier parts of Birkenhead (Ma Baa's) is almost overwhelming.
Fear not Cous. Your secrets are all safe ............. for now. (However, anyone wanting to here the one about trying to sneak out 'an Aunty Audrey' lookalike when staying at home before his Mam got up - feel free to badger me).
What's all this 'Ahoy there' business anyhoo Jack?
Regards as ever


