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bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Tue 23 Jul, 2002 10:59 pm

I think you had it right first time Harry :drinking:

cheers

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Tue 23 Jul, 2002 11:04 pm

Aye, sandies to all,

and that was no poodle, Rats, that was Muts

ratso · Post by **ratso** » Tue 23 Jul, 2002 11:50 pm

Sorry Lads but.. I have it on good authority that the reason she is looking back is because this is a picture of the BIN himself in drag escaping with the RAF on a tri star.
Afghanistan doctors worked tirelessly and made him look too good to be taken seriously as one of the female contingent. He was subsequently aressted on arrival in the UK where the evian turned out to be heavy water, and his pack weighed in at only ten pounds. which gave him away as we all know these women can carry over 100lb.

Mutley · Post by **Mutley** » Wed 24 Jul, 2002 9:35 am

I agree with Loz, take that snipers chit out feathers either that or reset the colour res on your PC - moorish indeed!

And as for the thought of being flown by women it kept me up all night!

H, sorry mate both poodles and hairy legs are a definite turn off!

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Wed 24 Jul, 2002 5:29 pm

talking of snipers, does anybody remember Naj Tatnall, the one eyed sniper. was skiing in norway, did the big yettie, and stuck his eye on the "END" of the ski pole.

Naj!! thats us your shooting at

feathers · Post by **feathers** » Thu 25 Jul, 2002 1:19 pm

CENSORED

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Thu 25 Jul, 2002 4:06 pm

Disappointing turn of phrase, but to be expected. We only talk dirty about Shetland disco queens, (sheep to you perce).

feathers · Post by **feathers** » Thu 25 Jul, 2002 4:24 pm

CENSORED

Mutley · Post by **Mutley** » Thu 25 Jul, 2002 5:28 pm

I remember CGRM sending out a questionnaire about our thoughts on relaxing the rules for nine bob notes.

I said

I would consider it a breach of contract and sue if the MoD let shirt lifters in

Previous Seems to prove my case though!

It was not illegal to beef in the armed forces, just to be an active shite shoveller! So I didnt really see why they changed the rules. After all I bet that you could still get a damn quick discharge if you got the OC's missus to help you get rid of some dirty water!

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Sun 28 Jul, 2002 12:11 am

feathers,thanks for the Rembrant,
For years, I thought you cherry boys got your brown wings for the amount of shite you talked. Now that you`ve put us in the picture, I realise I was correct all along.

Hackedoff

P.S. In case you didn`t read it last time perce, Utrinque Paratus means "Gobs Off Like A Parrot"
er, no offence.

Grungey · Post by **Grungey** » Sun 28 Jul, 2002 1:31 am

Harry, thank y`all fer welcoming me on here. This guy feathers is an abomination in the face of The Lord, boy. Proliferating his filth on the minds of these young Marines.
Swift will be His retribution, and terrible His vengeance to behold.

Never heard such a filthy mouth with his talkin of anile penetration an showin no respec for women an all.

By the ways, son, are your folks from Germany?

Screaming Eagle · Post by **Screaming Eagle** » Sun 28 Jul, 2002 9:06 pm

Feathers
You are a disgrace to all your fellow Airborne Warriors,your nothing but a Butt munching faggot with all that filthy talk about brown wings.
When I meet scum like you it just confirms why I'm not into Guys.
Not one of you guys knows that girl in the picture,she maybe worked really hard to get the job she has,and all you sexist jerk offs can do is take cheap shots at her while you hide behind your pen names.
Jo Beth

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Sun 28 Jul, 2002 9:18 pm

Gently does it young lady! Don't let him get under your skin. It's something to do with his inadequacy and future prospects.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Sun 28 Jul, 2002 10:52 pm

Screaming Eagle, that`s one thing we do have in common `cause I`m not into guys either

And yes Sep, we do come from Deutchland. Just outside of Munich and quite near the town of Rackedoff.
By the way is Sep short for Septic, as in tank?

Aye Harry

Grungey · Post by **Grungey** » Mon 29 Jul, 2002 12:17 am

Thought so Harry, your name don sound English, mabe Russki, mabe Kraut.
An if`n I got one silver dollar evry time you guys ask me that, why Id be a richer man. My name ain Septic, Harry.My momma wanted to call me after ma uncle James Robert Cooper, ma daddy din wanna cal me Jim Bob.Shucks, he already had two sons called Jim anyhows. Sides, I`s the seventh son, Harry. So ma name means seven.Dont you laugh ladies my name is Septimus.
Sure glad to hear you ain no wide receiver there Harry

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