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daveitfc · Post by **daveitfc** » Thu 11 Apr, 2002 11:57 pm

lets all say good by to defiant as hes leaving to start all of his 8 weeks of gruelling army basic training.
Im glad i took the easy way out!

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 12 Apr, 2002 12:14 am

Hi guys,
satisfied with" your army" training? Lets take bets on how long Deviant will last.

yours, Aye
Harry

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Sat 13 Apr, 2002 5:55 pm

Dave i wish it was 8 weeks then it would be like the RAF. 12 weeks aint that long but it's my first time getting my ass kicked it will feel long.

Nosalesmanwillcall · Post by **Nosalesmanwillcall** » Mon 15 Apr, 2002 1:18 pm

Better get use to it, the term 'from here to eternity' springs to mind.

Pass me another cabin boy..........................................

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Sat 01 Jun, 2002 8:43 pm

Hey Harry ive completed 7 weeks with 5 left to go.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Sun 02 Jun, 2002 12:12 am

Deaf ant, you have got me confused,
with someone else who gives a shit

Have you learnt to speak English yet?

Harry

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Sun 02 Jun, 2002 7:07 pm

HEy Harry i now know why some civilians are full of shit. AND u must be the biggest one here.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Sun 02 Jun, 2002 10:10 pm

Bigger than you son, not quite as pretty. I seE yoU HAve ALmosT Learned to type, not bad in only seven weeks

Hackeddoff

Mutley · Post by **Mutley** » Wed 05 Jun, 2002 2:15 pm

Dead Ant,

It's good to see they let you out, is that so mummy can wash your kit for you, and let you play with Mr Matey,

after all seven weeks without him?

At least your body is alive, just; not that I can say much for your brain. But I note from your message to H

a delicate sensitivity has enveloped your life:

Have you been sticking your head up a dogs arse,

because your so full of shite it can't all be yours.

No I forgot, my experience is that Perce is generally more full of it. Now it seems wannabees are more so.

Mutley · Post by **Mutley** » Tue 11 Jun, 2002 11:18 am

Deaf Ant is clearly "asinus ad lyram" - an ass at the lyre. But I wouldn't want to offend the sensibilities of one so wet behind the ears.

I wonder if Deaf Ant and DFA are related, perhaps it is inbreding. Or, has anyone seen them together?

"adhuc sub judice lis est"?

feathers · Post by **feathers** » Tue 16 Jul, 2002 11:15 am

Harry - why you feel it necessary to try and knock a recruit I dont know... But then I see that D-Day and Falklands vet's get the benefit of your erm..... witty (?) comments. So I suppose we are all open to your scathing posts...

Mutley, re Mr Matey, we dont all like to play with sailors you know....

Mutley · Post by **Mutley** » Tue 16 Jul, 2002 12:00 pm

Based on recent posts perhaps "feathers" is a little wistful, methinks "down" more apt.

Perhaps this little misquote from the jokes thread can help :

We are all big girls now, so we can put the seat down ourselves

As Virgil says

happy is he who has been able to understand the causes of things

A good lawyer makes a bad neighbour.

Mutley · Post by **Mutley** » Tue 16 Jul, 2002 12:29 pm

It comes as no surprise to see that shortly after his infamous

5 weeks to go

of 1st June, Deaf Ant's appears to have disappeared. Now let me see, how many weeks ago was that? I guess us old farts had him figured

Hey, feathers - your not from

scotland

and

into anything that goes fast

are you?

By the way the thought of playing with the Andrew may bring excitement to some (Sorry, Ratso), but remember:

they change their sky, not their mind, who scour across the sea"

(Yes - Sorry H, Horace again )

As for playing with sailors, haven't you heard - there is a strict no touch rule (come to think of it I am always telling the kids not to play with their Captain Birds Eyes). However if you ask one of the old salts nicely, I'm sure he will take time out to show you the Golden Rivet.

feathers · Post by **feathers** » Tue 16 Jul, 2002 1:32 pm

I agree that a forum is a good place for banter and wind-ups, I just think some of stick this lad got was uncalled for.

Please dont concern yourself with my mental health. I am most effervescent today.

Enjoying a good tom sharp novel, and nice cup of tea and a sit down.

Ad Hoc und Lambrusco :grab:

feathers · Post by **feathers** » Tue 16 Jul, 2002 3:18 pm

You and Harry the Hat do have a lot to say for yourselves on many subjects....you really are very authorative..

"Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes"

Mark Twain

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