You couldn't make it up

[Sisyphus]

FFS, grow up, the lot of you.

Doc

They haven't changed the rules of the Forum have they?

It's going to be really boring if there's no allowed.

Anyway, I thought futile, circular and utterly sterile debates were compulsory.

[London Boy]

Anyway, I thought futile, circular and utterly sterile debates were compulsory.

[Rogue Chef]

That's rich coming from the biggest kid on the forums!

[Rogue Chef]

Sorry, the second biggest kid on the forums!

[Doc]

Im just gutted nobody bit!

[Sisyphus]

Sorry, the second biggest kid on the forums!

Apology accepted.

[Rogue Chef]

Sisyphus,

You're wrong.
It was for Doc.

[Sisyphus]

No worries Rogue.

As my old Sergeant Major used to say, 'If you should meet an ostrich with its head stuck in the sand, take care to pass by quietly. If you startle it and it lifts its head the light will only blind it and it will still remain oblivious to the reality surrounding it.'

A very wise man, my old Sgt. Major.

[Rogue Chef]

As my old Sgt Major used to say 'Sounds more like a pontificating git!'

An astute observation from the man of few words.