Hi everyone from far to the south

The Swagman · Post by **The Swagman** » Wed 18 Apr, 2007 12:08 am

I'm new here and I have the dubious distinction of being an Aussie.
Sorry about all the sports we win. I am not responsible.
Hello to all from The Swagman.

Kiwi1988 · Post by **Kiwi1988** » Wed 18 Apr, 2007 1:43 am

Welcome to the site

The Swagman · Post by **The Swagman** » Wed 18 Apr, 2007 3:14 am

I have tried everything to put my avatar up
It is under the size required and so I tried another one even smaller. It just wont work.

Stinky · Post by **Stinky** » Wed 18 Apr, 2007 10:48 am

Let http://www.Imageshack.us host the picture, then use the bottom link they give you and copy it into the off-site avatar box.

spiderbloke · Post by **spiderbloke** » Wed 18 Apr, 2007 5:13 pm

The Swagman wrote:I'm new here and I have the dubious distinction of being an Aussie.
Sorry about all the sports we win. I am not responsible.
Hello to all from The Swagman.

you have our condolences, not all of us were fortunate enough to be born in Britain

some poor bugger has to be Australian I suppose

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 18 Apr, 2007 5:43 pm

G`Day, Swaggy, h`y`r goin

you have our condolences

and you live in Manchester, spiders?
You got that right.
Not, ha

Where abouts are you in the Lucky Land, Swaggy

Out west is it

The Swagman · Post by **The Swagman** » Wed 18 Apr, 2007 11:04 pm

Yep Harry [sigh], like you I not only live in the world's best country, but I also live in the best part of it, Perth.
And everyone, Harry will tell you that we use English here as our first language.
Unlike Sydney, Melbourne etc
It is also spoken clearly, unlike virtually all of Britain.

People coming out here from Britain have to buy a dictionary upon arrival and pass the new language laws just announced for all new arrivals by our government.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Thu 19 Apr, 2007 6:53 pm

People coming out here from Britain have to buy a dictionary upon arrival and pass the new language laws just announced for all new arrivals by our government.

I didn`t have to do any of that bollocks

Immigration/OZ citizenship interview, "So, Harry. Have you read the document listing your "Rights and Responsibilities as an Australian Citizen"
Yes mate,
"And can you tell me what they are?"
`course I can mate
"then we won`t bother with that. The Eagles were shite last week weren`t they mate?"

Do you have any English in you? Or a bit Scouse?

Would you like some?

I`s from Wannerroo meself mate, and yourself?

JoJo82 · Post by **JoJo82** » Sun 22 Apr, 2007 3:59 pm

Hi and welcome!

The Swagman · Post by **The Swagman** » Thu 26 Apr, 2007 12:45 pm

Nice avatar Jo Jo

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Thu 26 Apr, 2007 4:54 pm

Nice avatar Jo Jo

`Kin should be!

I was the modell

Swaggy, did you see us marching yesterday?
And the answer better be affirmative

The Swagman · Post by **The Swagman** » Fri 27 Apr, 2007 8:36 am

I went to the Fremantle one Harry. Nice parade. Good exibition in the Freo town hall too.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 27 Apr, 2007 4:55 pm

We won`t be doing that gig anytime soon. Freo see it as a tourist attraction. Look at the route, ffs, and it`s organised by their corporate events team.

anglo-saxon · Post by **anglo-saxon** » Fri 27 Apr, 2007 9:41 pm

The Swagman wrote:like you I not only live in the world's best country, but I also live in the best part of it, Perth.

Funny how everyone things that of their own country. Good on yer. Only thing I can say, though, is that you've obviously never been to Canada.

The Swagman wrote:People coming out here from Britain have to buy a dictionary upon arrival and pass the new language laws just announced for all new arrivals by our government.

Of course they do. You people farked it up so badly, you can't understand it any more!

The Swagman · Post by **The Swagman** » Fri 27 Apr, 2007 11:20 pm

They tell me that in Canada now they play a new game. It's called spot the Anglophile.

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