Gimmee de I, gimmee de I, gimmee de IRA

[harry hackedoff]

Heyup,
See ra big man and his newest best mate Gerry Forkin Adams close to swapping spit last week?
Where was wonderful Martin Me Guinness?

I thought someone was going to have to fetch a bucket of water

GoreD and big Stevie will be out celebrating, but sadly not this week

In`t it ver nice to see just how much times have changed and how far we`ve all progressed in the spirit of mutual co-operation.
Let`s all give thanks to the fruits of the Good Friday Agreement.
My Arse
I wonder what`s next? Wales? Scotland? Merseyside? Ho humm

Here’s Charley and the Bhoys totally unbiased take." Go on home, British Soldiers, go on home"

Gimme de eye, gimmee de eye, gimmee de eye are ey.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNsEvcYLjIk

Fcuk the murdering cowards, masquerading as soldiers.

I find it more than a touch ironic that these cnuts are asking "have you got no fcuking homes of your own? "How many Irish families have chosen to live in the hatefull UK?
How many pikeys are living off the state ?

And what`s a soilder

By the way, you may want to leave a message care of youtube
Slante

[HCR]

I nearly smashed up my Computer Screen watching that

By the way, you may want to leave a message care of youtube

Would'nt want to give the c*nt the satisfaction

[harry hackedoff]

How about an alternate version?
Go on home, Irish migrants, go on home.
You`re not English you`re not not Saxon, fcuk off home
Probably never catch on

Fcuk your Union Jack?
Be saying "bollocks to the Queen" , next

[AC]

The thought of letting this unwashed, uneducated rabble going at it over a bunch of Jesus babble just gave me a semi... and why is that tool in the vid wearing blue gloves!?!

Fcuks sake, if you're Irish and proud, just stay in chuffing Ireland. The Romans couldn't even be bothered with the place as they had already identified that the island wasn't worth a w@#k. No offence, but even in the T.A the Irish have a reputation for being a bit "tick" and that really is saying something.

[Wholley]

Great cover on the latest Private Eye.

Stormont convenes May 8th.
At each others throats,May 9th.

[harry hackedoff]

why is that tool in the vid wearing blue gloves

He`s trying to blend in with the UVF
Anyway,
FTP, 1690, FGAU

The prods dont have many catchy tunes, a wee few about Mikey Stone`s throwing ability on the Milltown grenade range etc but the timeless fave would have to be this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgzXM9lAQAk

So, there you have it, balanced debate from both sides

[Artist]

Up until a few years ago I sometimes would have to walk away if I sussed a civvy from the Emerald Isle within my vicinity (was fine with blokes serving in the forces). May sound daft but my mindset at the time was so anti Irish I was my own worst enemy. I've had more punchups with Paddys than any other race over the years.

Now on a more even keel and have some mates from that part of the world but they know when to shit in it when things get political in a Bar.


BUT if I ever came met Adams and his clan of murdering bastards I would be there trying to kill the cnut with 100% malice!

Artist

[Wholley]

One of me old mates who I just caught up with after some years(Coff,Coff)Is from South Armagh.
A Chemistry Professor at Bedford University.
I asked him what he thought.
"Foorkin'marraige made in'Ell innit Paullie"
He sounds just like the murderer Adams but with a sense of humor.

Errr...
Just a minute,
Chemistry.....South Armagh
OI YOU,YUS YOU..I WANT A WORD WIV YOU YOUNG FELLA-ME-LAD
Once the rozzer's put the finger on you,Your in porridge.
Even if it doe's take us thirty years.

BTW,
I have a CD of Stephen Fry reading the Yellow Pages if anyones interested

Thought not.

[harry hackedoff]

The F, the F, the FRO

Tick Paddies is it? Top o` de mornin sur, tug me forlock.

Tick Paddies are less common than tick English, believe me. I spent enough time in construction in dat London to know what I`m on about.
Most Southern Irish lads have an articulate command of our language that shames the average kid with fourteen GCSEs whatever it`s called today.
Made oi larf how lads from both sides back home in Belfast would work together and share flats together as best mates in London but dare not talk to each other once they went home for the odd weekend. Two lads in particular stand out. Young Titch had just bought a Golf GTI, advertised as having "slight bomb damage" from his taig mate`s sister and they had to pretend they didn`t know each other ffs. I`ve been in pubs in Cricklewood or Kilburn when the bucket has come round for the boyos and I`ve either walked out or gobbed-up in it, depending on me mood. That gets on me tits, that more of them don`t tell the activists to get forked because that`s how most Irish lads are. They see the RA for what it really is, nowt at all to do with Ireland.
I love the Irish for their inteligence, their wit, the sheer joy of good craick. You can`t beat it.
I hate murdering cowards like Adams etc or the UDA/UVF equivalents, and would happily join Artist in ripping their farking heads off.

And that was what my post was about, really.

[Wholley]

I`ve been in pubs in Cricklewood or Kilburn when the bucket has come round for the boyos

Yep,
It happens.
Last time it happened to me was in Boston.
Bastards came into the Bar with their black berets and sunglasses.
Me,Being the nasty git I am told one of the SOB's to take off his glasses so I could spit in his eye.
I was invited to leave shortly afterwards.

[Artist]

First time I encountered the dreaded "Bucket for de Boys" was in Brum during the firemans strike in 77. There was ruck of us. An eclectic mixture of 40, 42, Logregt, HQ & Sigs and four off duty Coppers (all ex Royal). We organised the meet up via the telling Bone for that Saturday night. It had started out as just a few blokes who knew each other from the past meeting up for a chinwag but quickly grew as the big day got nearer. We came from all over the West Midlands in fact.

Such and such knew so and so and so on. As per normal Royal got on with each other as we do. Now, we had all agreed to RV at the bar at New Street Station and then proceed to hit all the bars we could find until such time as we ran out of money/trapped/got ringbolted/arrested.

We entered this bar which was suggested by the Coppers cos it served good ale. On entering this Bar reccomended by yon Boys in blue what do we clock then? Tri Colours hanging from the Walls, the music being played (Dublin in the Green, never will forget that!) and a gaggle of gentlemen all drinking der Guiness or der Harp lager giving us rather nasty looks which turned quickly into rather worried looks as all these short haired well built gentlemen kept coming though the door of the pub.......................

Anyway! Have you ever seen a bloke trying to remove a much battered green/white/orange painted plastic bucket from his own arse? Or another bloke trying to extract a full sized Orish Tricolour from the same location? It was short and not very sweet but Der Gentlemen in Der Bar rather asked for it when we told them where they could shove yon bucket.

The Bucket contained a rather nice amount of dosh which was much appreciated by one and all. In the next bar we met up with a much nicer set of people and had a rather good time "a doing our thing" until the early hours. Oh Happy Days!

Artist

[harry hackedoff]

Nice of them to have a whip round for you Artist Slante
Couple of years ago ANZAC Day, most of our younger element and same from Airborne Forces went into a packed bar in Perth. Red and Green Machine had no probs whatsoever getting served as the clientelle thinned out quick like Name of the pub? Feinians Bar Best Guinness in Perth mate

[Artist]

Bert

As I've said I now have friends from the Emerald Ilse. But give me even a half chance and I'd quite happily top Adams and his Ilk without a thought. Same goes for the Wonderful Prod scum who seemed to think that they were inviolate back in them dark and rather nasty days.

Artist

[foxtrotgolf]

I consider myself British, but I was born in Ireland.
The sectarians who call themselves soldiers, make me sick to the pit of my stomach. I saw a photo recently of McGuinness in full IRA gear at a funeral, the plank. Like you say, black beret, shades, etc.
And now he is a 'politician'.
Ref the bucket, surely you could have donated a hefty deposit and saved yourself a trip to the heads at the same time?

Ireland has come a long way since De Valera and his shameful conduct during WW2, but still not far enough, I reckon.
It was only very recently that the first games of Rugby/Football were played at croke park, yes that is progress but Christ it took a while, and Footie is a massively under funded sport over there as well for the same reasons. Ah well, do you know the song about the Irish chiropodist? My fate is in your hands sorry, that was Marx Brothers circa 200 BC

[harry hackedoff]

I`ve always thought we lost two golden opportunities to allow some sort of settlement in the twentieth century.
First was after WW I when Ulster was separated from the rest of Eire. There was a proposition to adopt a sort of united states of Ireland with Ulster being an independent part of the whole and with Ireland remaining an independent part of what was then the Empire or the Commonwealth as is. I believe the Swiss run their country on similar ideals to allow the various groupings to function both independently and at the same time, collectively.( groupings being along French German and Italian lines)

The second opportunity was provided by the B Specials. The Army was sent into the Province because civil law was on the point of collapse and the Troops were welcomed by the Catholics almost as saviours. One catholic priest told his parish that I.R.A. stood for I ran away. Once again, stupidity and incompetence ruled the British response( the hated “Special Powers Act, for instance) and within six months the opportunity had been thrown away. I blame those politicians for the deaths of all Members of H.M Forces since, plus all the civ pop deaths and worst of all the rise of the paramilitary groups.

That`s how I saw it anyway. British political incompetance allowed the terrorists to flourish at the expense of decent people from all sides.

So, nowt`s changed there, then, hey Mr Bliar