PANORAMA TONIGHT 2215

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 04 Dec, 2006 5:58 pm

harry hackedoff wrote: Artist

Give Flighty a squeeze mate, say it`s from me

Salt? You don`t need no fuggin salt

After the display of blackcatting E mails full of semi naked ladies with gurt big pint pots of ale and you letching like the letch you are. I think I better had!!!

You'um randy owd Scouse Git!!!

Artist

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Mon 04 Dec, 2006 6:29 pm

Oi, behave yerself

Went to see Kylie Min O`Gue tonight

Audience were more interesting to say the least

Mind you, the stage lighting was more interesting, she was shite

In our row we had several, er "ladies" wot all shared the same chewy and a keen interest in each other`s bra sizes. Not that I minded, obviously, but missus Aitch was a tad perturbed. I like lesbania as a holiday destination. Then we spotted some very fit young lads doing things to each other that probably aren`t too healthy

Kylie loved it all.
If you are planning on seeing her in the UK then don`t bother, rip and off sprung to mind. She spent more time changing her kit than she spent on stage and she shamelessly mimed her way through two hours of shite she did ten years ago. Rumours of Robbie Wiliams turning up were met with disparaging comments from me

"He won`t want to be associated with this shite"
The gay lads and dykes all hoped I was wrong

By the way Ste, that wee girly did a "birthday special" on a certain member(not me before you ask) Jew fink I should blackmail the farquar?

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 04 Dec, 2006 6:33 pm

Is the Pope a Catholic Bert?

Course you should!!!!

Artist

AJtothemax · Post by **AJtothemax** » Mon 04 Dec, 2006 6:42 pm

Blending in with the wildlife perhaps?

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 05 Dec, 2006 3:17 am

AJtothemax wrote:Blending in with the wildlife perhaps?

Me brains hurting! Please explain just what you going on about dear Max?

Artist

owdun · Post by **owdun** » Tue 05 Dec, 2006 3:15 pm

Couple of questions, When was 3 Commando re formed, last I heard it was a WW2 unit, Army. How long have we had Staff Sgt.s in the R.M. Considering the fact that these BBC twats had been in situ for some time, one would expect them to get the basics right.Farkin civvies.

Owdun.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Tue 05 Dec, 2006 3:45 pm

Here`s the evidence, `scuse the image quality, me hands were shaking with the cold

I thought I was going to a mini brewery

If I`d`ve known there was going to be a live sex show, I`d`ve brought me camera, not me phone

First one to name this lucky barst gets a make and mend

james_m · Post by **james_m** » Tue 05 Dec, 2006 5:37 pm

westy1984 wrote:Interestingly, Capt. Milne was previously Sgt. Milne - as seen on 'The Real Heroes of Telemark' with Ray Mears a few years back.

Who was previously Corporal Milne as seen on Blue Peter a few years ago!

I met him climbing on Dartmoor once - there is my claim to fame!

Cheers
James

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Tue 05 Dec, 2006 6:06 pm

I`m certain you are right James, but what about those bosoms?

100% natural prime Aussie breast fillet and it tastes as good as it looks mate.
Allegedly

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Tue 05 Dec, 2006 6:10 pm

Oh fork.
Don`t ever say Ray Mears
It gives oi the wildies

Delboy · Post by **Delboy** » Tue 05 Dec, 2006 6:15 pm

Looks like Clancy, Bert.

When you see him next , could you ask him if he is taking orders for Turkeys this year.

Also wish the old bastard a Merry Christmas.

Del

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 06 Dec, 2006 1:29 pm

Del, I can neither confirm or deny your supposition as to the identity of the old turkey snaffle-er

Looks like he`s moved from Turkeys to Spring Chickens though mate

He`s still a stacks rate, mind

We`re out shooting on Sunday and Clance hasn`t seen those phots yet.
Bit of effort and they`ll look lovely on Police Wanted posters stuck all over the firing point

I`ll give him your best, mate

Hantslad · Post by **Hantslad** » Wed 06 Dec, 2006 4:07 pm

owdun wrote:Couple of questions, When was 3 Commando re formed, last I heard it was a WW2 unit, Army. How long have we had Staff Sgt.s in the R.M. Considering the fact that these BBC twats had been in situ for some time, one would expect them to get the basics right.Farkin civvies.

Owdun.

The Brigade Recconaisance Force is made up of Royal Marines from Brigade Patrol Troop and Engineers from Recce Troop 59 Cdo Engineers and forward observers from 148 Bty RA. So the Staff Sgt, was probably either a Sapper or a Gunner.

AJtothemax · Post by **AJtothemax** » Wed 06 Dec, 2006 6:58 pm

Artist wrote:
AJtothemax wrote:Blending in with the wildlife perhaps?
Me brains hurting! Please explain just what you going on about dear Max?

Artist

Sorry, Artist i was later with my posts! I was referring to the beard growing competition and what it was for!

Oh, and its 'AJ' mate

Also, that bird in the photos has got some nice tits!

ariadne241 · Post by **ariadne241** » Wed 06 Dec, 2006 7:27 pm

Also, that bird in the photos has got some nice tits!

How exactly did this post get so far off topic?!

Vx x x

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