SNOWDROPS

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Goldie- accurate as ever mate, nice to see you're not suffering skill fade!
The whole monkey/snowdrop thing has been done to death on here and mostly by student wannabees and gunner greenhill types who obviously know better than than the likes of us cos they read it somewhere (probably on the cubicle wall of their local blue oyster bar) or heard some bloke in a pub saying he knew some bloke whose mates sisters boyfriends dog once got a hard time over a parking ticket!!
Difference being that the likes of you and Ihave and still do wear the Queens uniform and the closest most of these experts on all matters miltary will ever get to that is reaching the dizzy heights of 3 star McGeneral whilst flipping plastic burgers and living at home with mummy and getting special cuddles!

[goldie ex rmp]

H.N. Welcome back from your trip mate.

Nice post by the way, makes a change to have back up on the monkey/police thing when dealing with crows

[Hostage_Negotiator]

You didn't honestly think I'd leave you to chastise all by yourself mate!
You've been warned about sharing before!!!
Remember the ratio is 1 MP: 25 Walts anything less ain't worth getting up for!

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Dom and Dick or whatever your name is please don't even consider joining the RAFP as the job is hard enough without having to put up with twonk-prongs on the inside as well!

Love
H_N

[Dominic]

Dom and Dick or whatever your name is please don't even consider joining the RAFP as the job is hard enough without having to put up with twonk-prongs on the inside as well!

Love
H_N

Tell me about it.

[Hands on]

Dominic, you really are not getting it, are you.

[Dominic]

Dominic, you really are not getting it, are you.

All I want is to be treated with respect.

[Hostage_Negotiator]

In that case pin your ears back and listen instead of spouting! You may actually learn something and stop putting peoples backs up! The majority on here will show you respect when you have EARNED it, not before as contrary to the PC Brigade you do not have an automatic right to it! Not in this company anyway!

[y did i leave]

All I want is to be treated with respect.

lol

[Artist]

I respect you HN. Oh, and you an all Goldie!

But, do you respect me? And would you still respect me after meeting me for the first time? What with me being a noice Cuddly Bootneck and all.

Dominic, please wind your neck in. Gobbing off at blokes who are serving or have served is not a particulary good thing to do on this forum.

Some of the people on here had served and left the forces before you were even born. So please engage your brain before you post. That way you will get a lot more joy when asking intelligent considered questions concerning the Forces.

Artist

[Hostage_Negotiator]

What with me being a noice Cuddly Bootneck and all.

Artist

Nearly fell off my chair when I saw that little pearler!

[sittingstress]

HN as I am a Gunner would you think it completely out of place for me to say the following to this goober;

YES join the RAFP and try to get me to respect you.

I will then invoke the 1980s RAFG legislation imbued in ALL charges Rock vs Regina (RAFP) and kick yer napper in!

With apologies to all Plods as I have since grown up.

Regards

ss

PS You are still Guins though

[Hostage_Negotiator]

SS I'll let you have that one!

a./ It was a long time ago and I wasn't on the receiving end!

b./ You're well past it now anyway!

c./ Dom and dick is a complete drill bit and deserves all he gets!


Hope you're planning to stay on here as a Civilian Advisor!