Hello Board!

[K9dug]

just joined, I'll cut to the chase, Whats the board like? is it ok for a laugh and a discussion?

or is it full of people claiming to be in the SAS? (there's a lot of it about!)

[Winnie]

No, a lot of people are from the SBS though...

Nah its a good bunch of people here matey. Mix of wannabes/serving/former.. Stick around, you'll see.

[Wholley]

Welcome aboard K9dug.
As winnie said we are all ex SBS/SAS/SASF/1 PARA/SWAT/SRT/ART/ERT/EMS/RM/RN/...We even have some Girl Guides(Tough Bunch)
Again,Welcome to the madhouse.
You will have to PM me your mearsurements so that a suitable straight Jacket can be made available at little cost to you.
Enjoy

Wholley.

[JoJo82]

Oi, what you mean 'wannabe's'??? I was in the SAS then moved over to the SBS before being head hunted and selected ot joint he navy seals with the great US of A. I then left and moved over to be in the Australian SAS, before Ross Kemp came to me with the idea of Ultimate Farce, sorry force!

However, this all changed once I had my sex change

Welcome onboard, I'm the local loon!

Beth

[going grey!]

I used to be in the "united dairy's light horse, special cream deliverey brigade" but don't tell anyone

[Sticky Blue]

going grey!, what colour is the stable?
I have a mate of a mate of a mate who knew someone in the "united dairy's light horse, UHT deliverey brigade" (A bit like your lot but not as rich and creamy (The milk, not the regt)) and only worked weekends and an annual camp I'm only camp at weekends annually.

[harry hackedoff]

before Ross Kemp came

We know a dit about Ross but we don`t want to get sued

[Wholley]

We know a dit about Ross but we don`t want to get sued

Who Rattled your cage?
Thought you were happily ensconced in the UK.

I'll Get me Coat.

[JoJo82]

before Ross Kemp came

We know a dit about Ross but we don`t want to get sued

Come back under a fake user name and spin the dirt!

[harry hackedoff]

Fake username?
Who Sir?
Me Sir

Widely reported in UK press six months ago, old bill involved as Mr Kemp gets a hiding off "she who must be obeyed" and then the story died a death for no good reason.

Ever wondered why?


Now, what were you on about Jo?

[JoJo82]

Now, what were you on about Jo?

If I tell you I'd have to kill you [/quote]

[jos]

I were special 'I were'

I was the in the 'Bees knees'
Specially famous for visiting 'honey pots'
Didn't like the striped uniform much but got got to travel a lot.

Afetr getting into some sticky situations had to leave and join the BSAC...
To wash of all that honey....

[Tam527]

I was in the ACC, which means I learned how to cook and kill people.

[going grey!]

Sticky, I got moved to yougart/special ops/new flavour section