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New Boy (Ex RUC)
New Boy (Ex RUC)
Last night I finally got round to signing up with the site, however in my eagerness I signed up with the joining and fitness forum, and seeing as I am not planning on joining the forces and I am defiantly not fit I thought I would be more at home here.
I posted an introduction on the other fourm and to save time I have cut and paste it below, thanks for having me.
Just a little introduction, the name as the username suggests is Johnny and it is nice to finally be a member of this site and not just a reader of it. Idleness always got the better of me as it has taken me a long time to finally sign up. I have read so many forms I feel like I know some of you already.
I feel it is only good manners to provide a small bit of background on myself, When I was a young fit nineteen year old in 1974 I joined the Royal Ulster Constabulary and served until June of 2000 (twenty six years service) over the years I have been stationed all over the province and seen my fair share of heartache. I have since retired and am enjoying my days in comfortable chairs and on a golf course on Sunday mornings.
Johnny
I posted an introduction on the other fourm and to save time I have cut and paste it below, thanks for having me.
Just a little introduction, the name as the username suggests is Johnny and it is nice to finally be a member of this site and not just a reader of it. Idleness always got the better of me as it has taken me a long time to finally sign up. I have read so many forms I feel like I know some of you already.
I feel it is only good manners to provide a small bit of background on myself, When I was a young fit nineteen year old in 1974 I joined the Royal Ulster Constabulary and served until June of 2000 (twenty six years service) over the years I have been stationed all over the province and seen my fair share of heartache. I have since retired and am enjoying my days in comfortable chairs and on a golf course on Sunday mornings.
Johnny
Loyalty Costs Nothing
Beth, have you noticed how its only us wrens who have made a b-line for a copper
Obviously we have been good girls
Looks like the lads havent....................come on, own up
now about taking down particulars!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously we have been good girls

Looks like the lads havent....................come on, own up
now about taking down particulars!!!!!!!!!!!
Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!!
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!!
Flo, it has been said that we tend to have more balls than the male generation!
Do coppers carry a set of pink fluffy handcuffs? Thats the important question
If you feel you can't air this in public, I am sure that Flo and me wouldn't mind a sneaky PM!
Do coppers carry a set of pink fluffy handcuffs? Thats the important question

If you feel you can't air this in public, I am sure that Flo and me wouldn't mind a sneaky PM!
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Thanks ladies, I know its not very noble of me to admit this but now im scared!
They took my pink flufflys off me on my last day
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Now promise me you two will behave and allow me to rome around this site feeling safe.
Whats that old saying, good girls go to heaven but bad girls go everywhere!
Thanks again
Johnny


They took my pink flufflys off me on my last day

Now promise me you two will behave and allow me to rome around this site feeling safe.

Whats that old saying, good girls go to heaven but bad girls go everywhere!
Thanks again
Johnny
Loyalty Costs Nothing
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Welcome aboard Johnny Boy, what about ye
Would you like a Blackbush?
See Jo.
If you would like a (rumoured to be) dyed blonde bush?
See Flo
Did you manage to retire before they turned you into a Nipper, btw
PM heading over the water to Norn Iron, een as we speak, big man
And mine`s is a Tullamore


Would you like a Blackbush?
See Jo.
If you would like a (rumoured to be) dyed blonde bush?
See Flo

Did you manage to retire before they turned you into a Nipper, btw

PM heading over the water to Norn Iron, een as we speak, big man

And mine`s is a Tullamore




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Welcome aboard Johnny5.
I hope that you get many a year from your pension. You deserve it.
Get as much out of it as you can !!!!
Watch out for the RMs about here. They can be a strange lot.
Think they can drink too.
Gore.
I hope that you get many a year from your pension. You deserve it.
Get as much out of it as you can !!!!
Watch out for the RMs about here. They can be a strange lot.
Think they can drink too.
Gore.
Mexican bandit, "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
You don’t have to tell me they are a strange lot, I have seen first hand, Taunting them with maroon was always a good pass time I found. Must be something to do with all that water they gulp down when splashing about in the sea. Thanks for the further welcomes, I am just trying to find my feet on here and see where I can chip in.
Harry Pm sent your way.
As for the Bushmills, do you even have to ask.
Johnny
Harry Pm sent your way.
As for the Bushmills, do you even have to ask.

Johnny
Loyalty Costs Nothing