"J moved forward under the cover of trained marksmen, to recieve the Walts surrender. Placky cuffed with heads bowed and sobing relentlessly, they were moved to a holding area to be fed and watered. The Vets cleared their weapons and coughed up their lungs as HH bollocked H_N for trying to keep a spent cartridge cunningly hidden up his arse, how HH found it remains a mystery even to this day, which is errr the day after as it happens.
Returning to their respective units, the rollcall of honour for gongs and chocolate hobknobs read as thus.............
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