You know your Advanced Warfighting Experiment unit is too technologically advanced when...
Every vehicle has "Intel Inside" stenciled on the side.
The service is renamed "US Army99."
Tanks play a little tune when you start them up.
The platoon medic carries Norton Antivirus in his first-aid kit.
Your gunsights have a Win95 startup screen.
Every night Marine Corps boot camp recruits shout, "Good night, Bill Gates, wherever you are!"
Bayonets have a laser range finder and barometric pressure gauge.
Military funerals feature the "21 beep salute" and the "missing file formation."
Unit guidons are replaced with black-and-white bar codes.
Crashing a vehicle takes on a whole new meaning.
Maintenance companies of forward support battalions are replaced by 1-800 service numbers.
Every platoon's TO&E includes "Sun Certified Java programmer - 1 each."
Rifles come with a boot disk.
Soldiers are heard to ask, "How many MEGs you got in your rucksack?"
Night vision goggles have a screen saver.
After lasing the target, your attack helicopter asks, "Do you really want to delete this target?"
Hand grenades require you to put in a password before throwing them.
SINCGARS is the most user-friendly piece of equipment you have.
