Arrogant, Ignorant dicks!

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Sun 27 Mar, 2005 6:22 pm

Today we have had a Jazz Festival in my neck of the woods.

Nay Wukking Furries about that, just the Prongs who think they are above the norm.

To-Wit one self important twat who ignored my three requests to shift his arse so's I could pass him and meet up with me Oppos.

After Mr Self Important had ignored my polite requests to "Shift his Arse" I took drastic methods: As in grabbing his belt and lifting it complete with Mr "Self Important"

"I say! just who the Hell do you think your are?" came the demand.
"The bloke who is going to rip you a brand new Arsehole Dipshit unless you shift yer fat Arse!" came the reply.

I destest dickheads like this dickhead, I really do. Self appointed farking pratts like this dipshit really annoy me bigtime. No Messtins!!!

OK so I aint ever gonna be Mr Popular but to be Frank I have never strived for that place in the World. He farking well shifted once he clocked that I was not joking.

Artist

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun 27 Mar, 2005 6:57 pm

Already said....Thank Fark you live far enough away from my quiet part of the world.... I do have sympathy with you on this issue.....But heck Steve did they model Victor Meldew on you

Take care Oppo
Aye
Mike

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Sun 27 Mar, 2005 9:30 pm

Artist wrote: "The bloke who is going to rip you a brand new Arsehole Dipshit unless you shift yer fat Arset

So,Your off the medication again I see.

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 28 Mar, 2005 5:08 am

He wound me up by totally ignoring my request to let me get past.

"Excuse me but could you move please" was asked three times and each time I saw he had seen and heard me.

Afraid my patience snapped and I lost my temper at being pointedly ignored as not being important enough to be acknowledged to exist by the arrogant dick.

Artist

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Mon 28 Mar, 2005 9:57 am

Steve, I find a carfull tap behind the knees (or straight leg if he is adopting a relaxed stance) never fails to get their attention

sneaky beaky · Post by **sneaky beaky** » Mon 28 Mar, 2005 6:01 pm

Well Steve, if you asked him three times, then you were allowed to shoot him (Rules of Engagement etc.). I'm suprised you were so gentle!!
Sneaky

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Mon 28 Mar, 2005 7:30 pm

Ahhh the happy strains of Royal doing his Tony Orlando and Dawn impression............

"Halt three times ...Boom Boom!"

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 29 Mar, 2005 12:13 pm

I mentioned this in the Bunker.

The Guy was Tom Robinson a well known singer of the blues n stuff.

Only found out who he was this morning. he sang 2468 Motorway. and also sang a song called:

SING IF YOUR GLAD TO BE GAY

You Live n Learn.

Artist

Chappy · Post by **Chappy** » Wed 30 Mar, 2005 3:51 pm

http://www.tomrobinson.com/

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 30 Mar, 2005 4:38 pm

Tom Robinson claims he isn`t gay any more. It was just a phase

Think he`s married with a kid now.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 30 Mar, 2005 4:52 pm

Further to my last,

claims he isn`t gay any more

ONCE....ALWAYS

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 30 Mar, 2005 8:33 pm

Fark offt you'm bloody Ozzy weirdo!

As long as yer ar*e point down etc, etc,

Artist

Black Rat · Post by **Black Rat** » Wed 06 Apr, 2005 9:55 am

H, is that a village people type tache or what?????

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 06 Apr, 2005 5:15 pm

Can I help it if men find me sexually attractive

Altogether now,

Sing if you`re glad to be gay, sing if you`re happy that way.

Er, no thanks

Now, where did I put me big beefer...

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 06 Apr, 2005 5:26 pm

Can I help it if men find me sexually attractive

Altogether now,

Sing if you`re glad to be gay, sing if you`re happy that way.

Er, no thanks

Now, where did I put me big beefer...

Way on back in the mists of time,(2002) when I was a mere mega-star, I wrote this,

quote
Dive Girl is a dive mag for women, but most of the readership are men.
Most of the editorial staff are girls and they take the piss worse than we do. I eagerly await it’s arrival every couple of months, and from the latest edition here are two links:-

www.bagandbin.org

www.londonfetishscene.com

made oi larf, nearly as much as Elmer’s "Boys in The Hood" link

Went to Dive Girl 2000 exhibition, couple of years ago (well it would be Harry, you twat) to hear a presentation from one of the gurus of technical diving and fascinating stuff it all was. In the bar, I suddenly realised that Dive Girl has such a strong following in the gay community.( they have "Gay Only" dive clubs!) Loads of Lesbanians (went there, once, on holiday

) and loads of men with short hair and moustaches. They looked at me with a "you ain`t fooling me with that` old wedding ring trick` look" in their eyes. Several offered to buy me drinks and wanted to get to know me better, despite being asked” What part of Fu&* Off don’t you understand"
Didn’t think this was quite what it meant in the P.A.D.I. advert when it said that I would find diving "adventurous"

"What’s the effing point, Harry?" I hear you ask.
Er, none really, except to ask what you do for fun. Now you’ve "come out" so to speak? And to get you to visit those two links

yours, Aye

Harry

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