I think i can say that all the chat up lines used by women on me have been most sucessful, keep it up ladiesChat Up Lines...................That Don`t Work
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Chat up lines... that don't work!
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Hi ich bin ein Englander, ich nicht spreche deutsch zehr gut, kann ich dein arsch anschauen bitte-?
Hi I am English, i dont speak very good German, can i see your arse please?
Out of 10 young ladies only one walked away in disgust. 2 actually pulled down there jeans and showed me bare arse, 1 showed me her g string and the rest "wiggled it". Oh might i point out this was in a city near Munich and not in downtown Newcastle ! It was over a period of several hours on a night out on the tiles with a couple of Yanks who were very impressed by the results as they ended up with young ladies i had used the line on and i ended up with.....hmmm just the above statistics and a hangover, but what the hell it was a funny line !
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Hi I am English, i dont speak very good German, can i see your arse please?
Out of 10 young ladies only one walked away in disgust. 2 actually pulled down there jeans and showed me bare arse, 1 showed me her g string and the rest "wiggled it". Oh might i point out this was in a city near Munich and not in downtown Newcastle ! It was over a period of several hours on a night out on the tiles with a couple of Yanks who were very impressed by the results as they ended up with young ladies i had used the line on and i ended up with.....hmmm just the above statistics and a hangover, but what the hell it was a funny line !
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Is german for Bumholescharst
Chaos, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done!
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"The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been. --- Alan Ashley Pitt"
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Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
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"The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been. --- Alan Ashley Pitt"
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Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Of course i could be wrong,
could also mean BITEscharst
Chaos, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done!
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"The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been. --- Alan Ashley Pitt"
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Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
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"The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been. --- Alan Ashley Pitt"
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Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
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Sammi Jane
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You might think this is strange but no one has ever used a Cheap chat up line on me before. If a man chats me up, he normally ask me what type of work I do...and asks question about my life. It is sort of get to know ya chat....
If he's lucky then he will be coming home with me.
I have used chat up lines on men before, but there are some dumb men in this world, that they don't even realise I am chatting them up.
( i am not going to tell you what chat lines I use in case I ever come across any of you lot, Then I would be buggered....
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If he's lucky then he will be coming home with me.
I have used chat up lines on men before, but there are some dumb men in this world, that they don't even realise I am chatting them up.
( i am not going to tell you what chat lines I use in case I ever come across any of you lot, Then I would be buggered....
Love x
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Yup, that's me!Sammi Jane wrote:but there are some dumb men in this world, that they don't even realise I am chatting them up.
A very attractive young woman was chatting to me one day and number 1(F) came up and stood near me.
"Dad, she was chatting you up"
"Nah, she was just being socialble" said I
"Dad, I'm telling you, she wanted your body; I'm not sure what she would do with it though!"
Bloody Cheek!
Oh look lads, she knows us so well!
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Sammi Jane wrote:Then I would be buggered....
Drums beating, colours flying and bayonets fixed...
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