Uckers!!!

[Shoulderholster]

The first rule f@#k is that there are no rules!.
The second rule is nobody is allowed to play
whilst sober.
The third rule f@#k is that there are no rules (get the picture).
The fourth rule.. the "Mexiblob" is king.
I hope this is a help to you.

[Nomad]

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[Mutley]

Now don't get confused because technically, everyone is correct. Including, Shoulderholster who is referring to - Jungle Rules Uckers. A much favoured game on the Rusty B.

[BullDog]

If I recall the rules are in Naval Reg's so anyone got em?

[Shoulderholster]

Mutley, thanks for the back up, I thought I was losing the plot to actually see RULES for Uckers!.
Next people will be telling us there were rules for Murder Ball.
Till later
SH

[Mutley]

The only game I remember to be truely ruleless was Royal playing Jack, at most things, especially deck hockey!

On the subject of the use of 'Ludo' boards shame on you all.

Uckers boards and pieces, should (without exception) be made with toil and sweat and using all the expert skills acquired over many years of proffing!

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[El Prez]

The largest board I ever used was painted on the deck of the hangar used by Dieppe flight in '78 at Ballykelly N.I. It was 10 yards/metres by 10, the counters were slices of telegraph pole, appropriately painted and the dice were 1 foot cubes of dense foam with spots painted on them. A very knackering way of playing uckers, but difficult to cheat!

[ratso]

Murder ball is only good when played when in training on dartmoor in the bogs and streams with a full water bottle as the ball. thats how to crack skulls and dislocate shoulders...
Ah the joys of youth and the madness of training teams...

[harry hackedoff]

Howdy y`all,
what about murder ball in full N.B.C. suits complete with S6`s?
Does anyone know the rules for "Dead Ants"?
yours Harry

[Mutley]

Which version:
Run ashore
or
Training Team?

[harry hackedoff]

Mutley, you cannot be serious! F*** the Corps, I`m going ashore!
Flaming Arseholes, anyone?
yours Harry

[Mutley]

I'll just drop the dhobi off and go to the hole-in-the wall.
Scronks rig?

[harry hackedoff]

nar,flip flops and towel
not forgetting our new stainless I.D. with the toilet chain necklace!
yours Harry