Ah I see, a bit like an urban myth. Stories get exaggerated over time until they become unbelievable. Then people start to question whether said person actually exists.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Never heard of him.

In my experience anyone who describes themselves as hard is usually the complete opposite.

It's the quite ones you need to be wary of.

NEWSFLASH:

Glasgow airport bomber has been named - Singe Mijeep

In a statement he made earlier today he is said to have carried the attacks in celebration of Ramavan!

Of course.

That's what make us all great though, it's a cliche but if everyone was the same we'd be very boring.

Group hug.

flighty wrote:We can stop falling out when you accept that I speak as an insider.

I did from the get go. But that doesn't mean that we can't have differing opinions.

...some of us old stalwarts choose to remain members because we refuse to have our party hi-jacked by Blair and his ilk... Good to hear, honestly. I wasn't trying to have a pop at you, just genuinely interested to hear an insiders viewpoint. ...Ali_G or whatever you call yourself... Lets not get ch...

You seem quite sure of that considering you don't know me, but I imagine that you being one of them I am probably right.

Anyway if you disagree with their stance what are you still doing in the party?

Well obviously some of your colleagues disagree with you but to be honest you probably have more of an informed opinion than me.

It doesn't particularly vex me if Labour call themselves something they're not, in fact I would expect nothing less.

Type 'Labour' into google and have a look at what it says underneath your official website.

PAGreenwell wrote:Q. What do you call a Russian with Bronchitis?

A. Igorachestikov.

That tickled me!

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

I know a few couples who are both serving in one force or other. Obviously the amount of time you get together decreases than if just one of you were in but people manage and cope, depends on the individual really. Why doesn't she just become a nurse in civvy street? They're crying out for them. My ...

He'll be too worried about giving any available funds to those who don't deserve it rather than one's defending their freedom.

This government care about 2 sets of people; the super-rich elite and the one's on benefit.

That's a typical socialist government for you Socialist government, my arse! Pseudo bloody Tories, more like! :evil: I have been a life-long member of the Labour Party. My membership card has been toasted over the fire more times than I care to think about over the last few years. Socialist governm...

Have you heard? Jeremy Beadle has got a really big penis.

But on the other hand it's quite small!

I thought it was alright, more of a groan-laugh than all out laughter but still clever. I have one that uses wordplay in a similar way but will have to try to remember how it goes first. For the time being... "How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "Just 2 but you'll n...