AS I think nobody is sure of the best plugs for a Harley,they usully break down before its time to replace the plugs,and sods law its when you have only ploughed half the bottom section !!. Nowt wrong with NGK plugs,just sort the mixture on your bike out and use NGKs NGK used to make a Gold somethin...

I find TA acceptable among family and friends,but prefer the more formal version,which is Thank You when dealing with people you don't know.
Hope that helps.

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Strewth!,just seen that your a bloke!,'kin ell!, thought I had trapped.Doc!.

"a few near my shoulders",I'm only 15 miles away!.
Try that bio oil,work on my ring after 10 days on artic rations.

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Jayney It would appear that I have lead the most sheltered of lives,I tried to broaden my outlook (can only spend so long on white canine feaces) but there are things in life I have missed out on. I recently had an idea for triangular chocolate,but I have been beaten to that by some Swiss bloke. Any...

Would that be a square fish tank,filled with water from the upstairs cold tap?.

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I have a question,what can I do with 3cwt of square sausages?.

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Loz
Thanks for that bit of info,you have saved me a fortune in patents and not to mention the embarassment of being torn up for arse paper by that old bat in the Dragons Den.
I owe you a pint of heavy.

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Harry Your answer to the water question may be correct for those that have houses with that kind of system. But the upstairs water in my house is fed direct from the rising main,and all the previous houses that I lived in had the same system (except when I lived in Dorset and had a pump on the side ...

Ronnie
Please explain to Para01 what a Dirt Dive is before he runs into the lads from Mortars.
Don't what them to take advantage of him!.

Top phots by the way.

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Why does water from the upstairs bathroom cold tap taste different from water from the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! tap?.

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I prefer to keep my weapon in the "Alert" position,and that way never get any complaints from the wife!.

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AS
du Bora thats the chap,just googled him (ooer!) and he has the special small crown berets that your after,wouldn't catch me dead in one of them,I like to keep my ear warm!.

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AS Have a butchers at www.johnbullclothing.com/ based in Catterick they might be able to help. I've been trying to think of the name of that surplus dealer in Aldershot who sold those strange crumpet sized Victor berets but I can't think who it is,its all in my kidneys getting it out is the problem!...

I will second that yes with a yes.
But Gazza,if I were you,I would chalk fark on the officer bit until you can string a proper sentance together.


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