At the rate they're going I really can't see myself doing more than 6 - 8 years.

Julian Thompsons 'Royal Marines: From Sea Soldiers to a Special Force' is a good read. A tad comprehensive but tells you every little detail about Royal's shenanigans since formation.

He sold it to pay for his French missus' flowers.

They've banned gingers from the Army. You'll need to whip out the old blue dye again. They'll love that.

There's no point applying. You'll fail anyway and you know it!

Had to post this as it made me larf too much: UK PARA REG EYES ONLY JSP 398 (Airborne Edition) GUIDANCE FOR LETTING RIP FOR AIRBORNE PERSONNEL AUTHORISED TO BE TOOLED UP AND LOOKING HARD WITH MORE WEAPONS AND AMMO THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT GENERAL GUIDANCE 1. These ROE do not affect your general...

Had to post this as it made me larf too much: UK PARA REG EYES ONLY JSP 398 (Airborne Edition) GUIDANCE FOR LETTING RIP FOR AIRBORNE PERSONNEL AUTHORISED TO BE TOOLED UP AND LOOKING HARD WITH MORE WEAPONS AND AMMO THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT GENERAL GUIDANCE 1. These ROE do not affect your general...

The nearest town to Gaerlochhead is Helensbrough. Which is about as exciting as watching Big Brother. Things may have changed in the last 4 years though.

The nearest town to Gaerlochhead is Helensbrough. Which is about as exciting as watching Big Brother. Things may have changed in the last 4 years though.

I wish that Para corporal was left alone to fill in that loudmouth t*&t.

I wish that Para corporal was left alone to fill in that loudmouth t*&t.

Ack the summer's been abnormally great in the last five or so years so I figure it's fair enough having it dire this year.

The storms make for good climbing/walking weather!

Ack the summer's been abnormally great in the last five or so years so I figure it's fair enough having it dire this year.

The storms make for good climbing/walking weather!

Concession prices at the cinema.

Concession prices at the cinema.